big walk check in but the puzzles before credits and what happens after just made 3 guys closing in on their 40s a little teary eyed. it'd be so cool if i died after we experienced this. great game

i wrote the new star wars script. there's gonna be a new lightsaber. it looks like shit

i've always thought that if i was ever on wheel of fortune the wheel would be rigged to bankrupt me at least 3 times but this for sure would be an undoing by my own hand

bastage42@bastage42.bsky.social · last wk.

Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time

if i was in charge of fortnite i would add watcher from 1000xResist because i've finally gotten around to playing it now and i would be very susceptible to adding characters from games i'm currently enjoying

a doctor who that solves problems by punching dudes and throwing them through wooden supports would be infinitely better than the usual moral soliloquy and metal tube pointing

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2w ago

Cast Alan Ritchson as Doctor Who

star wars zero company and big walk are my two games of the year so far. both involve hangin with the homies and throwing hands

yeah well our AI model also hacked a bunch of companies so you know we're just as badass. it got wikifeet too but like that was our IT guy terry's fault. he refuses to use incognito mode. says it's for cowards. he's something of a rebel

haven't watched a full snl episode in a long time but i'm looking forward to seeing clips of whatever insanity ashley padilla will inflict

i've had a weekly game of big walk with some friends and it's honestly the best part of my week. the worst is when my neighbor's cat tells me i got "midjourney toes"(???) his name's totoro

of course the wolverine game was gonna be bad there's no character creator at the start. can't even choose where his claws pop out of

being chased out of a clinic for pretending to be a doctor after telling a patient his ass is messed up with a bad case of metroids. i throw a stethoscope behind me and the security guards trip over it and explode

casting an ancient and powerful spell to slow my opponent’s fist and then standing perfectly still for twenty-four hours so it still hits me in the nuts

you're allowed to be both disgusted and impressed with the woman who won the hyrox competition despite having shitted all over herself. we can also agree no one should get bricked up. that's absolutely out of the question

cooking influencers will wrap anything in rice paper and fry them. your job is to stop them at all costs

you can overhear me on sundays at any sports bar bragging about how i'm "gonna make so much money if someone gets bisected in a tackle like in not another teen movie"

seeing all those stories of people who were late or called off work on 9/11… makes you wonder if anyone was actually working that day

for the past few years whenever i hear about pawpaw fruits i would look up when the pawpaw festival is and get pissed that it was already over. well not this time. i'm gonna make that 4 hour round trip to finally try this goddamn thing. thank you hangman for reminding me

HANGMAN PAGE@hangmanpage.bsky.social · 3w ago

youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby

the bible doesn't mention (or maybe it does, i didn't read that far) but nathan fielder is absolutely a harbinger of doom if you have his attention

i took the dialect quiz and they told me that i'm from a place where there are horny milfs nearby

if you castle once in chess you've already proven to your opponent you're the smartest person alive. if they win they'll just assume you were sandbagging and they'll thank you for being merciful

behold our brave sacrifices for the algorithm must get snucked

Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · last mo.

This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup

they made an xcom where almost every class is encouraged to get in the enemy's ass and punch them. the new star wars game rules

yeah i did some voice acting for gta 6. i'm all the guns

do you think dolly parton would go the vicious assassin route or godlike mage now that she's been reborn in another world

RIP queen you would have loved the moonlight greatsword 💔

i hate when i'm working on a video game and the CEO travels back in time to before it was announced and lays everyone off

you would think that it's in the terms and conditions of having a twitch channel that you HAVE to play a fromsoft game but no, they're all just independently uninspired

i've played a little kingdom hearts so here's what you need to know about the series before playing 4: they use keys like swords. they call them keyswords

no one should be able to reply to more than one response on someone else's post. they're breaking edge

taking shelter at the highest level with my face plastered to a window