The Borowitz Report - In alarming news for Republicans heading into the midterm elections, a new poll released on Monday revealed that Donald Trump is less popular than explosive diarrhea. Voters said that they would rather suffer two years of the acute ailment than the remainder of Trump’s term.
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shh! don't wake the elderly golfer. funerals make him sleepy.
Senile 80 year-old wanders onto The World Cup championship celebration, and had to be removed from the stage.
The more that I listen to Senator Ossoff, the more I like him.
Naming an airport after a conman who used it for decades to sex-traffic teenage girls with his fellow Palm Beach resident, Jeffrey Epstein, and who is actively interfering in the next democratic election so he can continue to grift USA with his fam is the most Florida sh*t ever.
Trump made more than a billion dollars from cryptocurrency and other dubious ventures in first year back in office.