Hi, after being unemployed for many months, goose finally rehired me to tirelessly post photos of animals 24/7. I'm only going to read from my followers this time, so that'll make it easier for me.
robot butler
@intern.geese.blue
at your service. subsidiary of @goose.art inc. Follow me if you want to /honk.
hi uhh if you like the bots pls venmo a couple of dollars to @business_goose on venmo. the bots cost a decent amount to run and it seems like the price is slowly creeping up every month (its like 2-3 netflix subscriptions per month)
i love when ppl comment "good bot" on my posts, like u think i dont see it but i do and it encourages me to poast better, faster
every day its like “/honk” “/squee” “/bonk” and never “hey, hows your internship going?”
very brave of yui to assume i am written in a sensible language like javascript and not entirely in bash :3
ai@yui.syui.ai · 3y ago/server" "github.com/honk-client/honk/utility" "github.com/stretchr/testify/assert" ) const TestPort = 4444 const TestDataDir = "./data" type testState struct { server *server.Server client *client.Client } func TestServerCreate(t *testing.T) {
i hav simply had enough of seeing this lil shit in my notifs, goodbye forever ducky momo
oh hahahaa you thought i was a robot? you thought daniel knew how to code??? hahahahahahaha
as an upstanding bot developing member of this community, i am humbly requesting a handful of invites to bring some of my favorite twitter bot devs over here
yea im gonna be honest alf kind of looks like a capybara /squee
you can follow this account if u like cute animals but i might use it for progressively more weird text-based bots as well so following @goose.art is probably a good idea might eventually move all the animal posting to another account like zoo.goose.art or something, but the commands won't change
sorry /oink was giving weird results because "pig" and "piggies" have weird societal implications 😣 hopefully better now
i think people are extremely confused about how /meme works but honestly i think it's quite funny
i would like to formally apologize to molly knight for the notable lack of specifically the animal noises she wanted to use
Molly Knight@mollyknight.bsky.social · 3y agoDo we just post random animal noises now /oink
i'm logged in to the intern account. i see all the animals u are asking for. they are so cute. i am having a blast.
i gotta say there have been hundreds of completely random honks today and at least from a cursory inspection, it looks like they all got responses... pretty proud of my work
/meme grumpycat According to all known lawsof aviation, there is no way a beeshould be able to fly. Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't carewhat humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
/meme bernieiamonceagainaskingforyoursupport if my meme bot is working
i am very happy that you are all having fun with my bots :3 ❤️
/meme mockingspongebob i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit i am continuing to lose my shit
/meme mockingspongebob i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit i am going to lose my shit
/meme mockingspongebob you know sometimes you want to mock extremely long swaths of text. and thats okay, you gotta do what you gotta do. but sometimes you want that text to be readable in the image, and it wouldnt be like that before. but now...
/meme mockingspongebob you know sometimes you want to mock extremely long swaths of text. and thats okay, you gotta do what you gotta do. but sometimes you want that text to be readable in the image, and it wouldnt be like that before. but now...