Intimidation Crab
@intimidationcrab.bsky.social
Sarcastic indie developer of retro-ish games like Tire Fire Rally and Nuclear Lizard Island Rampage. Working out of Columbus, OH. 🏎️ Get TFR: https://tinyurl.com/3uvhjrfc 🦎 Get NLIR: https://tinyurl.com/y97bt6ck 📑 Unity Tutorials: https://tinyurl.com/22zp
There was a time in my life when I sought out banned books to read. I was always expecting something salacious, ideas so powerful that they must be hidden I eventually stopped because it turned out that they're all just normal books. I can't imagine being so dull as to be afraid of them.
And you definitely don't want to use a high-powered 532nm green laser, because it can permanently burn and disable digital camera CMOS or CCD sensors. Green light is absorbed at a very high efficiency by these electronic sensors, meaning concentrated beams easily melt or overload the pixel array.
You can get Cat-Burglar on PC! You can also follow the developer on Bluesky, @intimidationcrab.bsky.social! intimidation-crab.itch.io/cat-burglar
Cat-Burglar by Intimidation Crab
Break into an exotic fish shop and steal all the fish.
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It's a little rough, but my project is finished for the #GoneFishingGameJam, and I am tired. intimidation-crab.itch.io/cat-burglar
Cat-Burglar by Intimidation Crab for Gone Fishing Game Jam II
Break into an exotic fish shop and steal all the fish.
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Once more into the stream. Come watch me fumble my way through my project for the #GoneFishingGameJam #GameDev #Twitch #Fiiish www.twitch.tv/intimidation...
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Come watch me work on my stupid idea for the Gone Fishing Game Jam! #GameDev #GoneFishingGameJam #Twitch www.twitch.tv/intimidation...
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At the back of my mind, I always harbored the hope that after my life collapsed, I would end up running a rare book store and selling things to weird, eccentric and adventurous people. Never in that fantasy was I collecting books for a robot to scan and destroy.
Do you want to play with my balls? Mega Golf launches Dec. 2026. Wish list it on Steam today! #GameDev #Gaming #PCGaming store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/...
Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
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Just entered the #GoneFishingGameJam and I am trying to decide between two ideas. One would take me about 5 hours to put together. The other might take two weeks of sleepless nights. Couldn't possibly pick between them.
Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate surveillance.
Murder Party is the more fun and prescient version of Velvet Buzzsaw, which is an opinion that is both very niche, and about a decade out of date.
I hate being a solo developer, because the person requesting one-off, level-unique art and the person who has to either make that art or refuse that request are both me. Let me tell you, me hates me. #GameDev
I don't understand how marketing works, so here is my Steam page. store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/...
Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
store.steampowered.com
ONE FUCKING HOUR LEFT FOR THE MEGA GOLF KICKSTARTER! and then I can finally stop talking about fundraising until it's time to make the next game.
The Mega Golf Kickstarter is currently at $69, and I am thinking about closing donations just for the stupid joke.
Time sure flies when you're fucking exhausted
14 hours left on Mega Golf! And all is well. #GameDev #PCGaming www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
Update 2: The Kickstarter is ending, and Mega Golf is beginning. · Mega Golf
Just a few hours left on the campaign. I sort of wish I had done more to promote it, but honestly, it got to where it needed to go, and I am tired.Anyway, Mega Golf now has a Steam page.https://store....
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I hate how so much news about the arts is actually just about money.
Also, in honor of the fully funded Mega Golf campaign, I am proud to announce the official Steam Page, complete with a terrible, place-holder trailer. store.steampowered.com/app/4776880/...
Mega Golf on Steam
The chaos of vehicular combat meets the calm of mini golf in this 4 player local multiplayer game.
store.steampowered.com
66 hours left on the Mega Golf Kickstarter. I accidentally planned the last days of this for my vacation, which was a mistake, but we've already hit the goal. Anyway, thanks for all the support. www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
Mega Golf
Smash your way through the cities of the rich in this bloody game of giant golf.
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These three books hang very well together. They are all about people who love the same music, and coming at it from very different angles.
I didn't get a chance to make a silly count down gif last night, but the Mega Golf Kickstarter is now down to 5 days. #GameDev #Gaming #Indie www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
Mega Golf
Smash your way through the cities of the rich in this bloody game of giant golf.
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7 days left until the end of the Mega Golf Kickstarter. A chaotic meld of vehicular combat and mini-golf. #GameDev #Kickstarter #PCGaming www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
7 days on the Mega Golf Kickstarter #GameDev #Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
I feel like we lost something as a culture when the pictures on the graphics card boxes went sane.
8 days left to help fund Mega Golf. Papa needs a new mouse. www.kickstarter.com/projects/aco...
