"You aren't helping your case."

Jet the Hawk@jetthehawk.bsky.social · 3w ago

"I swear to Gaia it's not my fault for once." "Personally I would never bring up sucking dick because it's one of the few things I'd be terrible at." "...No lips and all. Pretty hard to create the suction to suck anything with a beak."

"Sometimes I wonder if I should be around more. Then I see shit like that-"

Walks in. Stares. Immediately leaves.

𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 ↮ 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑@chaoscontrolled.bsky.social · 3w ago

... The green one makes a good point. Bring forth the dick-sucking champions. I wish to see them in competition.

"No, I don't think I will."

ᅠⱿ𝗔𝗭𝗭ᅠ@crazyforcarnage.bsky.social · last mo.

YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW‼️💢

"...I keep some odd company."

"About damn time. Now if only my ice powers were even remotely canon."

Jet the Hawk@jetthehawk.bsky.social · last mo.

BRB AURA FARMING LIKE THIS SINCE SEGA FINALLY ADMITTED THAT I'M AN AEROKINETIC. I'M A FUCKIN' WIND MAGE BITCH. WIND MAGIC OUT THE WAZOO. SUCK MY FEATHERY COCK.

"I'll get him, hold on."

Sonic Sonic Lost World

ALT: Sonic Sonic Lost World

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Jet the Hawk@jetthehawk.bsky.social · last mo.

Bean shot into my office demanding for me to read him a story about baseball I think I'm going to throttle him.

"You people terrify me."

(NEW 📌) 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 & 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐒@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · last mo.

" I— " ... " ... I 'unno . "

"You know, I'm not certain what I expected."

"why is this on my feed."

(NEW 📌) 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 & 𝐌𝐘 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐒@kryptthekangahog.bsky.social · last mo.

" Draw m' like one o' y'er French twinks . "

I flipped him off as I walked away, smirking.

ᅠⱿ𝗔𝗭𝗭ᅠ@crazyforcarnage.bsky.social · last mo.

Says the one who's entire personality is - HEY❗ GET BACK HERE‼️

"Is your entire personality violence- Actually, don't answer that."

Sonic Sonic Lost World

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ᅠⱿ𝗔𝗭𝗭ᅠ@crazyforcarnage.bsky.social · 2mo ago

THIS PLACE IS ALREADY INFESTED WITH STINKING HEDGEHOGS AND I WANNA RIP 'EM TO SHREDS․

"I'm pretty sure the main guy who'd dispute you's mom is like. Dead or something."

Jet the Hawk@jetthehawk.bsky.social · 2mo ago

To anyone who thinks they're faster than me. Your mom loves me very much.

((Hello all. It's... been a long while, hasn't it? A lot's changed over here, a lot's gone on, a lot of self-discovery has happened. Can't promise constant activity, but I'll try to be more active here.

Sonic Sonic Lost World

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me looking over the edge of my zeppelin right now

Zeena the Zeti@invidiousgreen.bsky.social · 6mo ago

((As a fair warning, we're still ironing things out so this may be a bit janky, but HOPEFULLY this can go smoothly enough to do it again next year!

"I'm just being honest. If you don't like it, that's your problem, wannabe."

I MIƧƧ ƬΉΣ QЦIΣƬ!@soullessonic.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Now, now... No need for such comments, Zeena! Appearance isn't everything, you know?

((OH NOW THAT'S EVEN WORSE.

✧˚ · . 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈’𝐌 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐎𝐅!!@whimsicalblur.bsky.social · 11mo ago

/: i spoke to |A|. this isn’t him. someone else (without permission btw) made the account and used his screenshots to try and call out jet-mun and even try to use him being an SA survivor to frame him.

((If you try to weaponize being an SA survivor as a shield against criticism of godawful behavior, you are a disgrace and should not be allowed into society SA is a horrible thing to go through, regardless of severity, and your bullshit cheapens our experiences and makes other victims look bad.

mary 🔔 i want to say this person is NOT affiliated with my roleplay group at ALL‼️ i have no idea who is behind this account, and i want them to stop using the hashtag my group is using.

((bro I'm an SA survivor myself and I don't do this shit, this goober's psychotic

She rolled her eyes. Zeena's hard to genuinely terrify. After she saw that... monstrosity in the sky some time back... Cyn called herself the absolute end, but on that day... Zeena had seen The End itself. "What a bitch."

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔@solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"Hm. I suppose I can respect you not being afraid. Unfortunately, that mkaes you b-b-boooring. So...buh bai." With that, she's gone. ...what an asshole.

"Used to be the same. But I'm not really interested in being a bad guy anymore. I got better stuff going on." She smirked, lifting a hand, a small orb of green energy forming in it, providing a source of light. "But by all means... try me."

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔@solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"If I'm villain of the week, what does that make you?" Cyn dropped the orb, which caused it to rapidly expand around them, enclosing the two in dark. "Wh-Wh-Whoopsie."

"So basically a villain of the week around here." She chuckled as she crossed her arms. "Neat trick though. Where'd you get that?"

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔@solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 11mo ago

+ over it. "The absolute end."

Zeena simply gives a devilish grin at the threat, lifts a hand, and with a clench of her fist, suddenly Cyn would find her mechanical components turning against her own body, her own tendrils swinging to attempt to wrap around her own body. "See, this is clear cut evidence you have no idea what--

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔@solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 11mo ago

"You k-k-know morse code. Impressive for a reptile brain. How about THIS." ✋︎ 🕈︎✋︎☹︎☹︎ 💧︎😐︎✋︎☠︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☹︎✋︎✞︎☜︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ 🕈︎☜︎✌︎☼︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ☟︎✋︎👎︎☜︎⚐︎🕆︎💧︎ 💧︎😐︎✋︎☠︎ ☹︎✋︎😐︎☜︎ ✌︎ ☞︎🕆︎☼︎ 👍︎⚐︎✌︎❄︎

"I don't have a mother stupid."

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝔸𝕓𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕔@solverofabsolute.bsky.social · 11mo ago

.-..-. .---- ..--- / .. -. -.-. .... . ... / .. -. ... .. -.. . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -- --- - .... . .-. / .. ... / .-- .... .- - / .. / .- -- .-.-.- .-..-. "A planet eater. Thank you for a-a-a-asking, my reptile friend."