obsessed with this little trinket tray I got that is the perfect size to toss my glasses on when I'm ready for bed

I wonder if he is comfortable

sometimes he just gives such victorian urchin vibes and I don't know why

my son moves for no meeting

dogs deserve fries

in 2018 I met Keir Dullea and Gary Lockwood at SDCC and they autographed a 2001: A Space Odyssey poster for me, and as he took the pen, Gary Lockwood observed, "I didn't know women liked our movie"

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 3d ago

today an old man told me "you look like Marilyn Monroe. do you know who that is?" i've heard of her, yeah

have two pressing deadlines today, so of course I keep finding myself thinking about snakes I don't mind hanging out with

he is using his llama as a pillow 🥹

that's okay I can just type this entire new policy with one hand I guess

goddamn don't that hit different since last time I read this

world's easiest cat trap target

need new laptop equipment. this machine has crashed

Oh my god?

the smoothest little brain

2/3 meetings today canceled. hat trick hat trick hat trick

I wish now that I had more recordings of my performances. Particularly, I wish I had a copy of the one I saw someone taking in the auditorium at UT Austin the year I performed the third movement of the Appassionata. I have so few recordings of me playing back when I was in regular practice

dreaming of sippies

midday report:

I feel like there should be a threshold at which you are allowed to sue public figures who say things like this for damages for emotional distress from secondhand embarrassment

Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · last wk.

Cory Booker says "It's very hard to say for a plant-based guy but where's the beef? Where's the beef?"

Forget semi-regular - here's the unfortunately necessary reminder I'm raising money for No Kid Hungry as part of their half marathon team p2p.onecause.com/2027princess...

2027 Disney Princess Half Marathon Presented by AdventHealth - Mariel de la Garza

I am heading to the Disney Princess Half Marathon Weekend in February! As a member of Team No Kid Hungry, I have committed to raising money during my training to help end childhood hunger in America. ...

p2p.onecause.com

reconnected with a childhood friend over text and they shared the most incredible thing with me that I had entirely forgotten about. I was such a dinosaur obsessed little freak that I made my friend a little book of "basic dinos" with hand-drawn illustrations.

pietà, signore my eyes are itchy

don't think I've seen this particular insult lobbed at a public figure since Anne Boleyn

Barbie Devyndarbė@katchin05.blacksky.app · 2w ago

A federal judge has thrown out FBI director Kash Patel’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” 😭

you guys I think there is a monster under my workspace

cool here comes my period to ruin my vacation, my first time to the cape

what a stylish assortment of throw pillows. square, pear, and ???

blowing up like a thunderstorm, when for once we have a fine day. When Stephen comes into a room, the furnishings shrink from him. Chairs scuttle backwards. Joint-stools flatten themselves like pissing bitches. The woollen Bible figures in the king's tapestries lift their hands to cover their ears.

I gave the litter robot 4 a year and I really liked it for the first 3 weeks, but by now I want to take it outside and light it on fire. it has a design flaw built in that has made it spit errors every day since its first failure 3 weeks in. the thing nags me harder than my first ex

I'm sorry but who called it Betelgeuse B and not BETELGEUSE BETELGEUSE

ESO@eso.org · 2w ago

The brightness of Betelgeuse changes periodically. For decades astronomers had suspected that some of these variations could be due to a companion star orbiting around it. Now, the VLT has captured the clearest image ever of Betelgeuse B, a faint star orbiting Betelgeuse. 🔭 🧪 2/4

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