Seattle voters are fickle. One election they'll go conservative/moderate dem. then full progressive sweep. Then kinda shrug and go 50 50.

A lot of politicians posting the other one but they're all too COWARDLY to repost this.

Lefty Cheat Sheet@electioncheatsheet.org · 3d ago

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flashing a giant neon sign at the bar that says I'M EASY JUST PAY ME A BIT OF ATTENTION because it is normally the kind of neon sign that really makes people like you

Unfortunately we are doomed to the diarrhea. Conservatives didn't take horrific airborne death plague seriously there is no way they would ever care at all about poop lettuce.

Frankly I do not trust any child until they or their parent mention a favorite dinosaur

Knight of the Cedar Grove 🏳️‍⚧️@io-est.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I don't recall caring much for dinosaurs as a child. an early warning sign that I would grow up to be evil

Theyre sacrificing me on a stone altar tomorrow. Who wants to come help me pick out a pretty dress.

They're changing bagels. No more holes. That's like, 20 percent more bagel per bagel. Cream cheese tubs are getting 20 percent smaller however so it's a real hotdog / bun situation

*plucking flower petals* be normal, be off putting, be normal, be offputting, be norma-

should I be normal or should I be off putting. I can't decide.

ok. voted. i'll be honest im a little jealous, my district is rather boring this year. mostly just here for the library levy.

uh oh just explained the k. jnnings nyt thing to my sister and now she probably thinks im crazy

One day left to leave a comment. Even if you disapprove of firearm ownership this rule is likely being used to set a legal battle that may strip blue states of the ability to change gender markers on IDs and other documents.

IllCaesar@illcaesar.bsky.social · last wk.

I know there's going to be a mixed response to this but there's only one week - until August 4th - left to leave a comment about the ATF's change to background check forms that would de facto single out and ban trans people from legally buying firearms.

heh, nice post. too bad i already got 1 like last year for posting sort of the same joke but less funny.

they told me as a child that if it's popsicle it's possible so why did i stop eating popsicles

saw a bluey book at the library about the "sport" known as cricket. austalians are indoctrinating our children.

covered wagon tailgate party at pioneer square whos comin

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"Should we recall the mayor for firing the very well paid out-of-state cop?" FUCKERS PEOPLE ARE BEING SENT TO CONCENTRATION CAMPS RIGHT NOW

It's kind of wild that the local "establishment" press and centrist political leadership are obsessed with normal mayoral acts when they could be concerned about: - climate change - traffic violence - housing costs - ICE/CBP snatching neighbors - 1000+ federal things that undermine good governance.

Frankly I do not trust any child until they or their parent mention a favorite dinosaur

Knight of the Cedar Grove 🏳️‍⚧️@io-est.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I don't recall caring much for dinosaurs as a child. an early warning sign that I would grow up to be evil

george

I'm monogamously dating a polycule. I've separately dated and broken up with 4 out of 5 members, and when I complete the set I will be rituallastically sacrificed and ascend to a higher plane.

Well still waiting on the sim card because att is being a bitch but I have my replacement phone, which means I can at least bluesky while shitting like god intended

my most dishonorable reply guy trait is I repost my own replies. replying is a virtue in of itself but I cant resist sharing the stuff that is 10x funnier / more thoughtful than the stuff I post here unprompted

Knight of the Cedar Grove 🏳️‍⚧️@io-est.bsky.social · 4w ago

I am an honorable reply guy. I always pay due respect to the other funny reply guys.

having takes is like gambling. im in a deep hole now but the next take is gonna get me out!

everyone i have another announcement and it rhymes with commotion

Knight of the Cedar Grove 🏳️‍⚧️@io-est.bsky.social · 6mo ago

everyone I have an announcement

youtube comment's on Sinatra's "Blue Moon" are all about Fallout and yes that is why I'm there too but now I can only visualize Noel's dad at hooters thanks to @bransonreese.bsky.social

WE'RE BUILDING SOME SHIT. HELL YEAH.

Seattle Social Housing Developer@seasocialhousing.bsky.social · last wk.

As with all our housing, these buildings will be forever publicly owned, permanently affordable and climate forward. We look forward to telling you more soon !

so most of yesterday was pretty good. funny thing is that this is the SECOND time where I go to wild rose, a woman from out of town approaches me, and we end the night at a different karaoke bar.

Knight of the Cedar Grove 🏳️‍⚧️@io-est.bsky.social · last wk.

hell yeah. randomly approached by a trans woman at the bar and got to spend an entire lovely evening with her and her friend and then also later got my first dose of bathroom transphobia. perfectly balanced.