I've just been to the salon. Cut and color. Anyone wanna guess the cost.

Current status: salon time.

I feel like you all need to hear this banger.

Scott Mead - Spice, Spice, Baby (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Scott Mead

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Snort. Cc @jimbobbers.bsky.social 🤣🤣

MemeStar Girly@memestargirly.bsky.social · last wk.

I see articles like this and think "well, that behavior looks familiar." There's a reason the (h)ex is ex. He's not the only place I've seen this, though www.marieclaire.co.uk/life/relatio...

I Asked Women If a Man Had Ever Ruined Their Birthday—More Than 120 Said Yes

Birthdays, promotions, holidays and even funerals. Writer Chanté Joseph investigates the unsettling relationship pattern hundreds of women instantly recognised.

marieclaire.co.uk

I just dropped a cutting board on my toe AND spilled a (thankfully not yet dressed) salad on my kitchen floor, in case you are wondering how things are going.

By air or by sea

I walked out the pier again today. My commentary about the grafitti holds - except for this pavement art, which reminds me of @jimbobbers.bsky.social's header pic, for some reason.

Good morning, Bluesky.

BRING BACK BUTTONS!!!!!

David Zipper@davidzipper.bsky.social · 5d ago

Fresh evidence that car touchscreens are a giant step backwards for road safety: "For all tasks, the touchscreen was associated with increased visual distraction." doi.org/10.1016/j.tr...

The graffiti on the pier is different than it is anywhere else in the city.

Took a walk out the pier this morning. Please enjoy a few moments of serenity.

Anyone wanna go to the grocery store with me?

Facebook ads are on to me.

Weren't may sailboats out on the lake today. It's been overcast all day with 92% humidity. This was just hanging out a little offshore, though.

Went for a walk earlier. I was going to hike the ravine trail, but it was closed. Crossing a bridge over the ravine, I think I figured out why.

Nothing says "living the wild life" like contemplating a grocery store run on saturday evening.

The “Beats off” Chronicles, day seven. You didn’t see this. Keep scrolling.

The “Beats off” Chronicles, day six: Strange goings on in the bottom meadow.

The “Beats off” Chronicles: Day five. Smart work mate - keeping them occupied until the police arrive.

Day four of The “Beats Off” Chronicles, and no wonder Ronaldo’s smiling. #BeatsOff

The “Beats off” Chronicles, day three: They’ll do anything for your vote.

Day two of the “Beats Off” Chronicles. Great work, Nan.

One thing has led to another, and now I have a folder full of news headlines about people getting beaten off. I offer no apology at all.

Good Meowning, skeeters. Happiest of Caturdays.

What genius picked this stock photo? Oh, any beer will do. Sure. That's it. PBR, Hamm's, Coors Lite, Miller Lite - not a Guinness in sight. Tbh, they're probably trying to generate outrage for clicks, and I've just fallen for it.

Chicago Tribune@chicagotribune.com · 5d ago

British police try to track down theft of 70,000 pints worth of Guinness stout

Since yesterday's map was so interesting to you deviants, here's another. Also from Geo Mapped on instagram.

I have completely overslept. So much for my sunrise walk on the beach plans. 🤣 I'll have to get my walk in later. My daughter is coming over in a bit.