If you’re in line to make your Broadway debut starring as the violent, alcoholic, audience-starved Mary Todd Lincoln, STAY IN LINE!

New York Magazine@nymag.com · yesterday

Bowen Yang will make his Broadway debut on September 15, starring as the central diva, the violent, alcoholic, audience-starved Mary Todd Lincoln in 'Oh, Mary!’ “I'm not afraid to be masculine in this Mary,” Yang says.

I don’t get it, the Mets already had a lavender guy

Tim Britton (he/him)@timbritton.bsky.social · 2d ago

From @willsammon.bsky.social, the Mets will be joined in Cleveland by Dedniel Núñez, Jefry Yan, Nate Lavender, Chayce McDermott, Xzavion Curry and Cristian Pache.

as a public accounting professional: profs who touch any subject that uses excel in any way, PLEASE DO THIS one of my worst problems in training is excel. knowledge gaps are huge and no kid wants to admit to their job they don't know! if *y'all* teach them they'll be so much more confident!

Jeff Lazarus@jlazarus.bsky.social · 3d ago

4/4 So now my undergrad methods syllabus has 2 weeks on how to use Excel. We start from the ground floor ("This is a cell. This is a row. This is a column.) Students LOVE getting this material. More than a few get visibly mad in class that no one had ever taught them this stuff before.

Just got a sudden craving for some ripe local beefsteak tomatoes, can’t explain why

NPR@npr.org · 3d ago

Cyclospora, the parasite that has sickened thousands this summer in the U.S., requires time in the human digestive tract to reproduce. n.pr/4fHlFc8

Guy who has only ever been to games at Citi Field and Yankee Stadium: “Bro, Citi Field has the best food in baseball!”

Bring me the head of Aaron Boone on a platter and I will dance the dance of the seven veils.

Financial Times@financialtimes.com · last wk.

Grant Thornton seals accounting sector’s largest takeover in a generation ft.trib.al/BQOAi64

we will batter and fry this thing as a side

Sports fandom was a mistake@iracane.bsky.social · 9mo ago

I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.

Somebody who has time and energy and a goddamned appreciation of life’s rich pageant should bring Dan’s @kittyonthefield account to this platform for moments like this

Casey Drottar@caseydrottar.bsky.social · last wk.

Detroit Squirrel update: The Tigers' entire grounds crew went out on the field to try to get that thing out of there and all that's missing is the Benny Hill theme

Detroit Squirrel update: The Tigers' entire grounds crew went out on the field to try to get that thing out of there and all that's missing is the Benny Hill theme

yeah Tommy Lasorda ain't spinning in his grave about the Dodgers visiting the Trump WH (he is, however, burning in hell)

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · last wk.

Better to twirl the pasta he was enrobed in like a mummy

Trying to figure out how much you’d have to pay me to read this and I think we’re gonna have to talk about a deal with deferred money to lower the average annual value

So happy for my Philadelphia sports fan friends today but also:

Don't let the LeBron signing distract you from the fact that Josh Harris is an Epstein biz perv and that he should sell the team

Harvey Keitel’s schmekel in 4K UHD, not to be missed and playing daily ⬇️

@filmlinc.bsky.social · 2w ago

Harvey Keitel, Holly Hunter, Jane Campion, and Sam Neill at the Cannes Film Festival in 1993 celebrating the premiere of THE PIANO (which would go on to win that year's Palme d’Or). THE PIANO is now playing daily in a new 4K UHD restoration not to be missed! 🎟️: filmlinc.org/piano

Love that this is the top video highlight for this afternoon’s Pirates-Yankees game. Baseball fever! Catch it!

@philcatelinet.com I’m playing one of your referrals in LL Classical Music minileague today and this guy has a .955 career success rate in that category! I’m cooked!

Me and the squad celebrating tonight:

this wretched sport lol

ROJO

This halftime show is entirely made up of war criminals that belong in The Hague. You too, Dudamel.

World Cup teams are undefeated in matches played after they spend the night in Montclair, like Team Spain did last night.

Sports fandom was a mistake@iracane.bsky.social · last mo.

Very cool that Team England is spending the night at the hotel downtown in Montclair. Now excuse me while I go set off every single car alarm in the area at 3:30AM.

Can’t believe they’re playing the World Cup final in the same building where DeSean Jackson retuned that one punt that almost got me murdered by Giants fans for the crime of saying “Go Birds” in celebration.

You are witnessing the pinnacle of bollard greatness….. #WorldBollardAssociation

“This N.J. town” is Montclair. Proud to support my friends who protested Citizens Bank in person and helped this happen.

Nancy Levine Stearns@nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 3w ago

On Tuesday, a New Jersey town pulled $91M out of Citizens Bank over its business with ICE prison contractors GEO Group and CoreCivic. Yesterday, Citizens announced it was ending its relationships with GEO and CoreCivic. Money managers should DIVEST from $GEO $CXW www.nj.com/essex/2026/0...

Conservative Political Commentator: Eileen Tudor-Wright

I haven’t had Taco Bell since 1999 but I used to get a very specific lunch salad at a Turkish place in Morris County that would routinely give me diarrhea. I mean, the salad was *that* good. So I guess I understand why you freaks are standing behind that wretched fast food place no matter what.

Feels like this is a sign that Dan McQuade would have photographed to share with his friends, so I’ll share it with you all instead

It’s coming home (it = unspeakable shame)