for the first time in two and a half years, a new note was played in this organ performance today!

my fantasy football league has been reactivated, which means it's time for a new logo and team name after ending last season as "The Proctrolleygist"

Happy 60th birthday to The Beatles' Revolver! I don't know if it's exactly their "best," but it's easily my favorite. The Good Day Sunshine/And Your Bird Can Sing/For No One run has been one of my most beloved three-track sequences since the day I heard it

Bonita Gooch is the next representative for Kansas House District 84, unseating incumbent Ford Carr by a 70-30 margin

Cherry blossom@chocilate.bsky.social · 14h ago

is she winning

oh, is there a voteball happening?

Incredible sunset blessing our home superior, Philadelphia.

The three Ferreras

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17h ago

Are you referring to North America, Central America, or South America?

I’ve slices

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

this man better not make another appearance unless he’s recreating Pennsylvania’s most famous press conference

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 20h ago

Max Miller: When I was reported for child abuse, for my daughter, for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days, and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan

This might be the closest we've gotten to when Toronto called themselves the Raptors right after Jurassic Park came out

Thomas Costello@thomascostello.bsky.social · yesterday

Yeah, its on the website now. Here is your WNBA Cleveland logo for the Cleveland Sirens.

Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.

again, if i had a calculator that gave me the wrong answer one (1) time, i would throw it out and never use it again and could probably bankrupt the company by simply telling people what happened

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · yesterday

Gotta love the “or stocks” part. Like Gemini realized its first answer was nuts so it tried to wedge in a better one.

“those who say” if only there were a way to be sure

Polling USA@usapolling.bsky.social · yesterday

Those Who Say Prices Are Going Up On: ⚫️Gas: 91% ⚫️Food: 91% 🔴Housing: 83% 🟤Cars: 73% YouGov / Aug 3, 2026

Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.

naming my urology practice immediately after being concussed

Rural Indexing Project@ruralindexing.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bippus Plumbing Co. Bippus, IN

Wherein John Kruk’s mind is blown by a Strawberry Hot Honey Chicken Cheesesteak

wouldn't surprise me one bit to see a couple teams wind up in the world series this year

I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.

WXPN just played “The Reeling” by Passion Pit, and I can confidently say that the only other time I’ve heard it on the radio was when I played it myself at WPTS

yes, technically, but not the way everyone effectively uses them. they’re the tomatoes of the body

post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 2d ago

a question that is bitterly dividing my household: are feet part of the leg?

Spain and Morocco have their own history of beef, they don't need a third party to instigate things! It's as absurd as suggesting that Argentines only care about the Falklands because the French are stirring things up

Joel S.@joelhs.bsky.social · 2d ago

A shocking number of people believe, with zero evidence, that Israel is behind Moroccan migrants into Spain, which is just the Great Replacement conspiracy. Meanwhile, US Jewish orgs have declared war on Mamdani for accurately describing Netanyahu as a war criminal. www.haaretz.com/world-news/e...

Experts aren't always right. That's why I put my faith in morons who are never right

Do not go willy into that good nilly