Over a thousand high-quality words laid down today, each of them hand-selected from the Emporium of Superlative Nomenclature and Idiom, and then honed to a razor edge. These words cut. #BookSky
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Former restaurateur and distiller, writer, cheese monger, whiskey and music enthusiast. Like Diogenes, I'm looking for a vintage punk rock girl. I sometimes write satirical smut, found here: www.cunninglinguists.blog/
BREAKING NEWS: The Seattle City Council just passed legislation that will (eventually) ban landlords from charging pet rent. Congratulations to everyone, especially my dog Lou, seen here asking me to cover him again for the 72nd month in a row.
We've entered the paranoid dictator era. Taken at his own country club in Jersey.
1.200 words today. Each one of them hand-selected for wholesomeness and flavor. Completely free-range and organic, free of growth hormones and genetic engineering. Gluten-free too. Only 45k more to go. #BookSky
The Reflecting Pool is now a shade of Confederate Gray. Coincidence? I think not.
I’m going to bed at a reasonable hour so I can get up early and write. 500 words today, even though I had to work. Tomorrow is my weekend, 1,000 words is the goal. Goodnight.
I've been cranking up my weather machine in DC. So far, so good.
People say America can't accomplish anything, that we've stopped dreaming big. Well, today, after *years* of work, the combined resources of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches (as well as the media) came together to prevent some girls in Idaho from playing high school softball.
It makes perfect sense in the upside down, that a botched pool job will be the Reichstag Fire we've all been expecting. Insurrection Act in three, two....
As people get arrested for taking free-floating paint chips out of the water, let's take a moment to remember the biggest terrorist act of last summer, Sandwich Throwing guy.
Stephen Miller is a junior high school boy's dried up cum sock, long forgotten and left to molder under a bed.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoStephen Miller: "All I can say about Talarico is Texas is not going to elect an individual- I can't call him a man, who knows what gender he is- but they're not going to elect an individual, an entity, who's said the thing he loves most are trans children. He's a bizarre, totally unelectable human."
Anyone who didn't know how to spell dumb since 1977 would've been informed by the Ramones in Pinhead. We are absolutely governed by fucking morons. D-U-M-B Everyone's accusing me! D-U-M-B Everyone's accusing me! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkYj...
Pinhead (1999 Remaster)
YouTube video by Ramones - Topic
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The Anti-Midas strikes again. Everything he touches turns to shit.
