My favorite part about the upcoming US/Israeli military merger is the mandatory circumcision. And, if it wasn’t done by a rabbi, it doesn’t count and has to be done again.
Reminder: it’s not the Commodores without Lionel Richie but it’s definitely Van Halen without David Lee Roth. I am not sure about Millie or Vanilli.
TIL The President gets an annual physical every three months and gets the President’s Daily Brief every two weeks.
So, the Strait of Hormuz is a now the McRib of geopolitical choke points.
Congrats to Seth Harp for being upgraded from “controversial” to “A-Hole who damaged national security and got a source sent to jail.” Don’t act surprised when people won’t talk to you about their PTA meetings from now on.
Please be a calf please be a calf please be a calf
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 4mo agoMike Johnson: Tonight we have created a new award. We are going to do something we've never done before. We will honor him with a new award. He is the first ever recipient of the America first award. That is this beautiful golden statue here, appropriate for the golden era.
This is the most American story I have read all year: “Pro cornhole player accused of murder confuses internet with no arms, legs.” sports.yahoo.com/articles/pro...
Pro cornhole player accused of murder confuses internet with no arms, legs
A quadruple amputee pro cornhole player has made sports media headlines Monday after being accused of murder in Maryland. Dayton Webber has become an instant viral storyline after the 27 year old alle...
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Q: So, how are the 82nd and the 31st MEU going to take that island with the air, missile and mine threat? A: Hold my teleportation device! www.yahoo.com/news/videos/...
Trump’s Disaster Response Chief Believes He Was Teleported to a Waffle House
President Donald Trump’s top official overseeing disaster response insists he was once teleported to a Georgia Waffle House. Gregg Phillips, appointed in December to head the Federal Emergency Managem...
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Boris Pistorius says “war is not for us.”
Adam Schwarz@adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 5mo agoGerman Defence Minister Boris Pistorius: “There will be no military participation.. We have a situation which we did not provoke.. This war started without any consultations.. What does Trump expect from a handful of European frigates in Strait of Hormuz that the mighty US Navy can't manage alone?"
Friendly reminder: there are plenty of good NATSEC commentators on the internet who have never been convinced of soliciting a minor. Not even once.
“WTF is a podcast? And who TF is Shawn Ryan?” Almost 90 year old LtGen Paul Van Riper, probably.
God Bless Task Force 56. Every sailor. Every dolphin. Every robot. (They hunt for mines in the Persian Gulf.)
Don’t worry guys. I am sure the Administration will do better on their next couple death notifications/dignified transfers. It’s not like they have done this stuff before. But maybe take out the merch link next time?
“modern war is a missile that costs $80,000 being fired by a guy who doesn't make that a year at a guy who won't make that in a lifetime” Sebastian Junger
I heard Toby Keith cried when Kris Kristofferson stole his lunch money.
I can deal with rape allegations and leaking classified material to the press, but I draw the line at using bumper plates to claim a rawdog 315 bench at 45.
In hindsight, Judd Apatow owes Johan Hill an apology for this one.
I am starting a Gen X speakeasy. The password is “Buster Douglas.”
Our initial analysis is up. The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot. He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.
Bellingcat@bellingcat.com · 6mo agoFederal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...
Treat the US government and ICE claims like you'd treat a Russian government claim after they've shot down an airliner or bombed a hospital. America 2026.
“If you don’t get killed in the army, you can learn a lot.” Mel Brooks on his service in WWII.