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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
@ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social pssst….guess what?
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Alt: a crab is dancing on a sandy beach with trees in the background. Then hundreds of crabs dancing at a crab rave. This gif is traditionally shared on Tumblr as a way of announcing the passing of ….. persons
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Dick Cheney ragequit when it was clear that Mamdani was going to win.
No, but fascist propagandist Charlie Kirk is unlikely to ever wake up. www.cnn.com/us/live-news...
Live updates: Charlie Kirk shot at Utah Valley University event | CNN
President Donald Trump’s ally Charlie Kirk was shot at an event in Utah, a source familiar with the matter says. Follow for live news updates.
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No, but Focus on the Family founder James Dobson, who spent his life oppressing women, LGBTQ people, and encouraging parents to hit their children, is dead.
No, but one of the architects of the resurgence of fascism in the US is. www.newsweek.com/heritage-fou...
Heritage Foundation founder Edwin J. Feulner dead at 83
Heritage Foundation founder Edwin J. Feulner has died at age 83, the conservative think tank confirmed in a statement Friday night.
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No, but it feels like something extremely cool is about to happen.
No, but Genocide Joe might not be around much longer.
No, but the founder of France's post-World War II fascist movement is. www.bbc.com/news/article...
French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen dies at 96
Le Pen - an unrepentant extremist on race, gender and immigration - founded the far-right National Front in 1972.
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No, but the CEO responsible for the deaths of thousands of UnitedHealthcare subscribers every year is.
No, and I once again do not have any other good news for you either.
I know this is surprising and disappointing to a lot of people, but Dick Cheney is not dead yet. He has mostly withdrawn from public life since leaving office, which is why you haven't heard much from him lately. I'll keep you updated when that changes.
No, but often-counterfactual "journalist" and xenophobe Lou Dobbs is. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Dobbs
Lou Dobbs - Wikipedia
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No, and I don't have any other good news for you either. 😞
No, but this personification of ACAB is. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_F...
Tommy F. Robinson - Wikipedia
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No, but oil war enthusiast Jim Inhofe is. apnews.com/article/repu...
Former US Sen. Jim Inhofe, defense hawk who called human-caused climate change a 'hoax,' dies at 89
Former Sen. Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma has died. He was 89. The family says in a statement that the Republican had a stroke during the July Fourth holiday and died Tuesday morning.
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Alayna Treene of CNN notes that Alito was missing from the bench today and yesterday and that the press office hasn't responded to questions about his absence
No, but forced birth ideologue and former Idaho Supreme Court Chief Justice Daniel Eismann is.
It’s been half a year since Kissinger died and I feel like we all deserve another guy whose death we eagerly await together.
No, but one of the most prolific serial killers in Canadian history is. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...
Robert Pickton - Wikipedia
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No, but the "Butcher of Tehran" is. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebrahim...
Ebrahim Raisi - Wikipedia
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No, but the list of countries where Benjamin Netanyahu and Yoav Gallant can die of old age as free men just got a lot shorter. www.icc-cpi.int/news/stateme...
Statement of ICC Prosecutor Karim A.A. Khan KC: Applications for arrest warrants in the situation in the State of Palestine
Today I am filing applications for warrants of arrest before Pre-Trial Chamber I of the International Criminal Court in the Situation in the State of Palestine. Image ICC Prosecutor Khan on applicatio...
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