Chris Farnell

@thebrainofchris.bsky.social

I've written the Crew Handbook for Star Trek Lower Decks, the Prospectus for Life is Strange's Caledon University, the joke book for Doctor Who and the continuing misadventures of the deadly starship Fermi. https://chrisfarnell.com

Everyone seems very excited about the new X-Files movie cut, and I've got to admit, it's been a while and there were probably nuances I missed last time, but... isn't this the one with the plot that makes Silence of the Lambs look like a hymn to trans inclusion?

Been trying to think of a good Jaws sequel pitch purely because proving Thom wrong is always a nice little mid-day treat, but unfortunately I think he's exactly right. I think the best possible Jaws follow-up would be a prequel about Quint surviving the sinking of the Indianapolis, and it'd be shit.

Mr Thom@mrmoth.eurosky.social · yesterday

We understand sharks too much now, they're not this vital, unstoppable unknown, we have billions of hours of documentaries about them. GPS makes a mockery of the distant loneliness the film stands on. You could do it shot for shot line for line and ... it wouldn't be what it was.

Legend of the Five Rings campaign, aeons ago. Crane clan diplomat PC negotiating with Yoritomo. Opening diplomacy roll: a fumble. Yoritomo throws him out the window of a high tower. Athletics roll to grab onto something: Critical success. Diplomat vaults back in the window. "As I was saying..."

Honestly this feels like a failure of imagination. Why can't you make the story more interesting with an awesome feat of diplomatic genius? Why can't a climactic fight scene hinge on a disastrous slip at a crucial moment, played for drama or slapstick depending on the tone of the scene?

Gaz@evilgaz.bsky.social · 2d ago

Fumbles are great in non-combat situations, like a key diplomatic encounter or shooting an apple off the lord's son's head. Criticals are very meh here. Criticals are awesome in combat encounters, performing feats of awesomeness and speeding up the action. Fumbles are tedious here. #ttrpg #ttrpgs

I wonder if the backlash against pandemic measures and our current reduced pandemic readiness is a reaction to the fact that what little we did do *worked*. Making it a social demand to care about others, investing in science for public health, and just *giving people money to survive* is effective.

Nick Harkaway@nickharkaway.com · 4d ago

On a simple moral level: hey. Guess what? We are, as a country, doing next to nothing to help people whose lives were burned down during the pandemic lockdowns. We are doing very little for Long Covid, for trauma. We are also AFAIK possibly even less prepared for a pandemic now than we were in 2020.