New boots 🥾

Leather looks with @slinglizard.bsky.social

Throwback to a clip that got some traction as a gif on tumblr

Come help me in the garage, son. Can you hold the fleshlight still?

Orcs Unite! TUSK is a new monster-themed party from the collective depravity of me and @isnt.cool , coming to Portland on 2/14. It’s giving Tolkien meets Tom of Finland. Unleash your inner beast with leather fraternity, gnarly teeth, or whatever D&D fantasy you have hanging in your closet.

Orc invasion coming to Portland on Feb 14! TUSK at Alberta Street Pub. Tix: partydaddy.ticketspice.com/tusk

Are you being a good boy?

Ever surprised when an impromptu drunken photoshoot at 2:30 am yields a decent pic?

Fuck whoever decided to make that demo go "eugh!?" like a cartoon.

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At #lumbertwink I was picked up by a big strong bear.

“Holiday Rimmings”, 12” x 12”, Oil on canvas, this painting is available on my website here 👇🏻 danielwgreenart.company.site

Wanna cuddle? (Photo by @dusticunningham.bsky.social)

Hey guys, if you were following me on Instagram at zerocub -- well, IG disabled that account. Give me a follow at my new account inspectre.gadget! www.instagram.com/inspectre.ga...

Doing a potluck Thanksgiving thing this year? Give this tool I made a shot. It lets people list what they plan to bring. So you don't end up with 15 bags of chips. bagofchps.com

BAGofCHPS

Otherwise everyone's just gonna bring chips.

bagofchps.com

lick it or dick it?

Dad hole: Guaranteed to taste beefy

Looking for a cutie to come sit on this

[artist statement (something about submission and confinement)]

How's it going?

I guess I just hit some sort of follower landmark because like 8 random "grow your profile!" type bots just followed me in the same day. Or they're all the same system. idk. anyway hi!

Its spooky season. #fcf

I think dogs are man's best friend because we produce the most interesting smells

#DADDYBONE

Gogo Joshua at the last party. Come see him dance Aug 16th!

I just realized that the cartoon "Doug" was basically just Charlie Brown older.

What's up?

You come upon this in the woods. What do you do? @bigbrojacks.com looking pretty, pics by @zerocub