Mitch McConnell is just fine guys donβt worry
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Need a BΓ‘nh khα»t real bad
They should invent a term for when someone misrepresents themselves to lure a victim into a false relationship as part of a scam.
SCANDAL: fish sold as fish
Idk I think I have to eat this everyday nowβ¦
Somebody said that an amuse bouche is a tiny snack to prepare you emotionally for the bill ππ
With everything thatβs going on rn, traveling to a foreign country and telling everyone that I didnβt vote for Trump is not enough Iβm gonna tell them Iβm Canadian
These ai fruit cartoons are killing me π
Can I interest you in a mayak egg and a few rounds of Mario Kart?
Canβt breathe bc someone told me punch is a girl my heart hurts so much
Oh my god heβs bald and heβs torturing people who have hair!! π
Unplugged for a couple weeks and they done killed Jim Carey and we gotta fly to rescue our beloved monkey Punch
Writing a dramatic email and leaving it in the drafts
Inviting everyone over for another sweetgreen party. Lemme know if u can come
Yesterday I made a little bowl with rice and leftover carnitas from a few days ago. You should always have carnitas in the fridge, always
People say donβt eat the oysters bc so many of them are bad now, if I die I die
Seeing tiny old dogs makes me want to cry cause wdym heβs a senior heβs just a baby heβs been a baby all his life
"we received your payment" -well it's good to see that somebody's getting paid around here. Must be nice.
Cobbβd up!!! Drive train package stage one plus a few other transmission upgrades.
Anyways it was a win win Gaon Choi won the gold, Chloe Kim won silver. Just kind of really wanted Chloe to get her 3rd gold but, S Korea takes gold and TeamUSA takes silver in the womenβs half pipe. Mamaβs proud π₯Ή
Hey guys donβt worry the Dow is over 50 thousand billion gagillion
North Korea is going to have a woman dictator before we get a woman presidentβ¦
Theres only 1 thing I will not eat on here bc it tastes like cigarette ash
7 for me how about yβall ?
They robbed her she should have gotten the gold
Idk what to eat tonight. Should we get some fufu and egusi
Been so cold outside 36 degrees is considered balmy now
Itβs getting so hot I wouldnβt mind a cold glass of mango agua Fresca
Itβs getting so hot I wouldnβt mind a cold glass of mango agua Fresca
Can we like put some people in jail already Iβm starting to think weβre living in a lawless land