If you book me and know me from this account, could you please tell me that at the beginning of the booking? You guys know me better than other clients and there’s so much more we can talk about but sometimes you guys tell me at the end lol idk why

Poll results: you guys are boring 😂 and need a perv like me to keep things interesting

Isys@isysmeows.bsky.social · 2d ago

(Pretend this is a poll) The first time you heard the name “magic bullet”, did you think it was a sex toy? (a) wait, it ISN’T a sex toy?! (b) I’m not a perv and therefore don’t think that way

I am all about tough love and as such do not believe in faking orgasms. Want to please me and win me over? You gotta work for it. No handouts, no participation trophies, no stolen valor. Yes, this is me practicing for my dragon mom domme era (aka momme era)

Well how is anyone supposed to watch when the chair faces the wall? 🤔

(Pretend this is a poll) The first time you heard the name “magic bullet”, did you think it was a sex toy? (a) wait, it ISN’T a sex toy?! (b) I’m not a perv and therefore don’t think that way

The kindest thing you could do for yourself as you get older and notice it’s taking you longer to cum is to develop an edging kink

This is the real reason I read books so quickly 😂

Rae Radford@raeradford.bsky.social · last wk.

Does anyone else do this? #BookSky

Book 31 of 2026: The Lost Daughter There’s novels about people with mommy issues but not very many that are centered around the mommies who give those issues. Well this is the “bad mom” representation we all needed! (maybe sit this one out if you had an avoidant mom cuz it will be triggering lmao)

A client told me he booked me cuz he liked that I was a big reader after he saw my book reviews on here 🥹 good to see there’s still literate people lmao (this guy was also surprised when I said reading has become a niche interest. Trust me it has cuz I rarely meet people who are into it 😭)

As someone who has spent her whole life living in big cities, I’ve been taught by pop culture that small towns have a murder or some other nefarious criminal activity that they’re trying to cover up. So imagine my surprise when I ask clients from small towns about this and they look at me sideways!

Negging doesn’t work on me. I will never acknowledge you and you’ll be banished forever, even in the next life :)

Not sure what’s up these days but I’ve had multiple clients asking to take me to a sex club. Listen, to me this is a super special service item and not something I will do with just anyone. I’ve only been to sex clubs with three clients ever and it was guys I had known for a while and really liked

Book 30 of 2026: Sharp Objects I really loved the hbo miniseries that is based off of this so I thought I’d relive the story by reading the novel. The miniseries is a fairly accurate adaptation which is good because I loved both and I highly recommend reading and watching them

I’ve thought a lot about why anyone interested in sw has so much brand loyalty to twitter when there’s a better option there, aka bluesky. Do these guys not know that site bans and censors us and that they’d get a much more unfiltered look at us if they came onto bluesky? I really wonder

Corrie Aspen 🌿 Bay Area August 3rd - 7th@corrieaspen.bsky.social · last wk.

You know what’s funny about these Tryst analytics? (Y’all I don’t wanna hear shit about these numbers being hella low. I don’t pay for ads unless I’m touring. SUE ME. 😂) In 2026, clients are still resorting to Twitter when there is a website AND a Bluesky. I haven’t used Twitter since friggin 2024.

The economically/politically bleak times we live in shows itself in the most boring ways: - Insufficient (but cost effective!) air conditioning in commercial buildings - Monotonous sex that feels perfunctory (aka the kind of sex married couples have when they’re about to stop having sex entirely)

I’m still waiting for that duo where I get to tie the guy up and make him sit in the cuck chair while me and the girl play with each other. Many claim to be interested but it hasn’t happened yet. Prove to me how much you like having fun!!!

Isys@isysmeows.bsky.social · last wk.

Instead of asking if I do interactive duos, consider that I have had three duos just in the past few months where the guys had to tear me and the girl apart so we can could pay attention to the guy 😂

I can’t decide if I’m the shark or the seal lol

beetle moses@beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2w ago

Instead of asking if I do interactive duos, consider that I have had three duos just in the past few months where the guys had to tear me and the girl apart so we can could pay attention to the guy 😂

Book 29 of 2026: The Atmospherians This is the third novel I’ve read so far this year that is a satire centred around a character who is a disgraced influencer (the other two being Yesteryear and Julie Chan Is Dead). You could say I have a type when it comes to satire 🤔

If you’re an average looking man in your 20s who can’t get girls, just wait till you’re 40+ and the magic spell of daddy issues will have young girls quite literally unable to pry themselves off of you

My cats realized they get snacks when I stop their fights... now they keep doing this. How cool is this man? Drop a follow for the cats

One hour for a threesome? Heh rookie mistake

I had a dream last night that the Roughriders won the Super Bowl and no I am not a fan and don’t watch the cfl lmao. For some reason my subconscious is manifesting that team become a part of the nfl so if for some bizarre reason this happens, I will take credit where credit is due 😂

Finally got a booking where I was leashed up and told to crawl around on all fours meowing while wearing cute little cat ears. I even meowed during sex (more of a lustful yowl actually, I aim for accuracy). Now I need the next guy to put me in a harness because leashes are not safe for cats :(

So daring of me to reveal I can’t deep throat because when I was brand new to twitter and only had, like, a hundred followers, I posted something like this and like 50 people unfollowed me! Pretty wild because most of your dicks aren’t long enough to be worried about this lmao

Isys@isysmeows.bsky.social · 2w ago

You guys think I’m joking but this is high praise coming from me, someone who’s had a long, successful career in sw but DOES have a gag reflex. Sometimes I think god gave me this gag reflex because without it I would be too powerful

Talking to a guy with a massive dick and he starts talking about going to law school. Law school?? For what?? So you can study whether that thing needs its own license? Babe you should be in the blue movies swinging it around

enthusiasm and follow thru are so hot. being nonchalant as a straight man in dating is actually not attractive at all. express your desires, state your intentions, follow thru on them, express your admiration openly, FLIRT in the form of making women's lives more fun, hot and full of ease 🥰 <3

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Just to let you guys know that I did recently get my tetanus shot so if you want to see me in an abandoned factory and fuck me on some rusty nails, I am finally available to do this (This is a joke, do NOT call me over to a place like this, I will not be showing up)

When I put my fingers in a guy’s mouth and can put them all the way down his throat without him gagging, I’m impressed. If you can do this, consider a career in sw because you could be the next throat goat extraordinaire (trust lots of men do not discriminate based on gender when it comes to this)