Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:
Dan Thomas
@itsdanthomas.bsky.social
Writer (Welcome Strangers - BBC) Producer (The Golden Cobra - BBC) Director (Y Tolldy - S4C) Actor (The Trick, Keeping Faith) I work here: www.beastly.media Sorry for not having a podcast.
Two weeks ago I was dreading having to go about life with a moustache for this movie gig and now I’m not sure I can bare to part with her.
Mention of Bob Hoskins on the timeline has me watching this on repeat several times again
I went to watch The Odyssey earlier and it take as long as this.
Well we’re nearly ready for takeoff - Shooting starts monday on 2027’s weirdest action comedy “I Have A Bomb.”
Ironically I’m about to depart on dangerous, 10-year journey across the Mediterranean Sea to find “the biggest screen I can find”.
Wearing My Helmet Odysseus
ALT: Wearing My Helmet Odysseus
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It’s been an emotional week, lot of stresses at the moment, and frankly the funeral scene in Four Weddings which I used to FF past when I was a kid just made me cry my fucking eyes out.
The problem with just chucking stuff on streaming without any QA is stuff like this gets missed. They’ve omitted the subtitles in the lovely and funny BSL scenes.
PSA: On Amazon the BSL is subtitled if you set subtitles to English CC (US) instead of UK.
The problem with just chucking stuff on streaming without any QA is stuff like this gets missed. They’ve omitted the subtitles in the lovely and funny BSL scenes.
The problem with just chucking stuff on streaming without any QA is stuff like this gets missed. They’ve omitted the subtitles in the lovely and funny BSL scenes.
“In other news, Congolese police are still searching for a lorry transporting a shipment of Tangy Cheese Doritos which mysteriously…”
“In other news, Congolese police are still searching for a lorry transporting a shipment of Tangy Cheese Doritos which mysteriously…”
Watching Pretty Woman. It’s mad that Richard Gere’s penthouse was the height of luxury in 1990 and now it looks like a care home.
Watching Pretty Woman. It’s mad that Richard Gere’s penthouse was the height of luxury in 1990 and now it looks like a care home.
The fucking cheek of Prime to add extra adverts if you pause the film too long
Today I’m just watching old b-movies starting with this.
Fond of the opening of Hugh Laurie’s The Gun Seller— “Imagine that you have to break someone’s arm. Right or left, doesn’t matter. The point is that you have to break it, because if you don’t . . . well, that doesn’t matter either. Let’s just say bad things will happen if you don’t.”
Writing question ✍️ What's the single best opening line from a book, movie, television show, or play that you've ever encountered?