The stormtrooper who bumped his head in Star Wars has signed my illustration!
Everyone’s Favourite Jim
@jimmeruk.bsky.social
Jack of all trades in digital media, creative, wannabe author, owner of a small human. I sometimes stream my bird feeder. http://linktr.ee/jimmeruk
This is hopefully going to turn into something later.
This whole Liddle thing got me thinking that we should regularly declare how we feel about people *before* they die, so they know. Maybe on their birthdays we could post what we would if they had died. It also solves the issue of people ‘speaking ill of the dead’.
BREAKING: Weird meteorological phenomena sighted in Tooting. The skies are dark and liquid was seen falling from the sky in small droplets for three minutes. More as we have it.
Back in April, after more than four years, I lost my streak (by only 2 calories) and was, for a while, grief-stricken. I gradually stopped wearing my watch as much and then not at all, and realised how freeing it was. A relief.
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ My grandad told me he saw the Titanic - from the outset he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody listened to him. He knew he was right and didn't give up. He warned them again & again, until eventually they kicked him out of the cinema.
EHRC Code of Practice comes into effect today so remember to be an absolute pain in the arse to any service provider who is trying to actively enforce it.
All the people that have been a little vague in their condemnation of a certain person having died today, may want to clarify who they're talking about.
Is Rod Liddle the one that admitted to wanting to shag schoolkids?
Just been reminded of Starfish Hitler. You’re very welcome
Clacton bin day leaflet, make sure the local Facebook and tiktok groups have a copy
Right. I’m off to see that spider-man movie everyone’s been talking about.
Got the cosplay ‘Guardian from Stray’ mask back for maintenance from my daughter. A few hastily glued wires came loose but it’s right as rain now.
Farb Gel would be great for this.
FARB-GEL-SPRAY The UK Alternative to Pepper Spray
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People should start carrying around small aerosol paint cans and just spray the fuck over these pervert glasses whenever some racist clown like this tries his shit... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I love capturing those moments where London Underground trains line up perfectly with station posters. With a little patience and a bit of luck, you can end up with some wonderfully amusing and unexpected shots.
Can't be the first to say this, but (and yay UEFA - brilliant) this works equally well if you swap out "football" for maybe "water" or "a stable climate". Look at me being the revolutionary socialist. "No one has the moral authority to sell what they merely hold in trust for the next generation."
This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.
Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. This helps them avoid self-pollination. How do they do it? A @ucdavis.bsky.social study explains. www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/st...
Most of my shorts are button fly, however, the past couple of days I wore some with a zip fly but I always went to unbutton them. Today, I'm back in button fly but my zip fly muscle memory finally kicked in, albeit too late. These struggles are never covered in the mainstream media.
It would appear I'm featured in The Poke yet again. I refuse to read any publication that would have my posts as content.
Watching Daredevil with the sprog, a bunch of ninjas silently ran across screen. “I can do that” I said. “Fine,” said the sprog, lifting up her phone to record. “Do it.” I stood up, cleared obstacles, and walked to the corner. “I can run across this room, and you won’t hear my footsteps.” “DO IT!” …
Botticelli's Birth of Grotbags. PeriFeral Imps making-of video, with very silly sound effects, here: www.facebook.com/share/v/18nb...
Wrote two lines of Javascript to make news websites actually look like what they *feel* like to me
John Cleese practicing squats in preparation for shitting all over his legacy
Just loving how John Cleese, now reduced to one of his own caricatures, rages about immigrants coming to the UK and failing to accept "our" culture, from his home in ... (checks notes) ... Nevis in the Caribbean.