Matt Jordan
@itsmattjordan.com
Am I thinking what everybody's thinkin'? That I'm so glad I came, but I can't wait to leave?
Run elections like the Oscar nominations. Let everyone send in their ballots and hire Queen Latifa and Charles Melton to read the results during GMA a few weeks later
Actually it's a good thing that every Election Day people forget how counting works
Stocks Hit Record High as Mama Reappears from Behind Hands, Says Peekaboo
The Middle East and A.I., two things going just great
Dave Levitan@davelevitan.bsky.social · yesterdayneat!
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Imagine Bari Weiss without the intellect or charm that makes her such a powerhouse
Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social · yesterdayMamdani’s grocery delusion
Babe wake up new Korean-language remake of the 2015 comedy-drama The Intern just dropped
Warner Bros Korea Sets September Release For ‘The Intern’ Remake, Starring Choi Min-sik & Han So-hee
Warner Bros Korea has set a Sept 16 release date for its remake of 2015 hit comedy The Intern, starring Choi Min-sik and Han So-hee.
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That off handed reference to Taylor and Travis's wedding reminded me that he used to go on McAfee's show and constantly talk about Travis doing a Pfizer vaccine commercial. Literallly that R. Crumb panel come to life
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d agoIt’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
Netflix asked me what I thought of Mary Beth Barone's comedy special and I said I loved it because it's very funny and then Netflix said I should watch Bill Maher get the Mark Twain award?
Feels more and more likely that the Sophie Cunningham pointing thing was a staged and astroturfed attempt to establish her as a meme to pave the way for her to get press for spouting a lot of bigoted nonsense. Really rotten media ecosystem imo
We have diarrhea lettuce, measles, and screwworm because the media told you Biden had Parkinsons and made eggs too expensive. And then we found out it was a whole cartel move by the egg producers. Trump and RFK never pretended to be anything other than exactly what they are. This is your fault Dana
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoBASH: How do you prepare for next pandemic? RFK Jr: We did almost everything wrong B: But what about now? K: We need to protect our rights B: ? K: During covid we dismantled our rights B: But I'm asking what *to* do K: You were part of the problem B: You want to sit here and attack me?
A good commissioner steps in now before every WNBA game becomes a rightwing performance space, like school board meetings were during peak CRT. You just have to throw the hammer down on this. Do not give them an inch.
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3d agoriley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
the wnba alienating their core audience for the sake of people who wouldn’t watch a wnba game to save their child’s life is a bold gambit, to be sure
I once had a longtime criminal defense attorney tell me he felt guilty people often said “there’s no way this could have happened because of X, Y and Z,” instead of ”this did not happen because I did not do it.”
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d agoRep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
me when no one else wants to go on the bumper cars but I've been thinking about all week
Matt Leys@mattleys.bsky.social · 3d agoStrong reaction gif potential with the Circassian folk dance
I mean sooner or later time will step in and solve this impasse, but in the meanwhile this fucking dickhead who hasn't won an election in 30 years and seems to be speaking from a house the size of a small grocery store might as well just stay on Fox News
Donie O’Sullivan@donie.bsky.social · 3d ago"I am not going to be in the same party with Hasan Piker ... if he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I am out of here," James Carville says on Fox this morning. Reminder: The Left Insurgency airs tonight on CNN at 8p ET.
"a chance to uphold the league's values of inclusion, such as including my belief that some people should be excluded"
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 4d agoSpeaking for the first time since ralliers began assembling in support of her stance against transgender participation in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said this was an opportunity for the WNBA to uphold its values of diversity and inclusion. nyti.ms/4fHr4Qn
gotta give it up. big congrats to Kesha for achieving the dissolution of self and ultimate liberation from the hellish wheel of Saṃsāra
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 3w agoKesha tells Las Culturistas several people have told her this is her “last life” because she will not be reincarnated.
Will I ever send someone a good piece of writing without one prominent typo? Watch this space!