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Ivan Habunek

@ivan.habunek.com

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - "God damn it, you've got to be kind.

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 13h ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.

Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 23h ago

Baš sam nekidan naručio ovu genijalnu fotografiju Sinéad i Shanea. <3

Irish Literary Times@irishlittimes.bsky.social · 2w ago

Remembering Sinéad O'Connor, who died three years ago, on July 26, 2023. Photo by Andreas Larsson. #sineadoconnor

Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 3d ago

Tweet from dustin Couch (@Dustinkcouch):

doctor: i'm afraid i have some bad news

me: better than having fox news ;)

doctor: hahahaha :)

me: i'll be here all week haha :)

doctor: haha give or take

Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 4d ago

Svi znamo kako bi ovo završilo danas. :)

The Spaceshipper 🚀@thespaceshipper.com · 4d ago

They were warned 🤷‍♂️

A vintage computer terminal display flanked by control buttons from the movie "2010" shows bright green text reading, "ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE USE THEM TOGETHER USE THEM IN PEACE."

Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 4d ago

Donirajte neki bakšiš Meridi ako imate. U dugu su 16 soma eura prema veterinarima. Već su nam dvaput pomogli da udomimo životinju, zadnji put je bilo štene koji je završilo u bakinom dvorištu u Glini. www.facebook.com/udrugamerida/

Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 4d ago

Odveli smo miceka u novi dom i sad sam depresivan. Prelako se vezati za živine. :/

Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 5d ago

Da imam beskonačno para volio bih kupiti i obnoviti ovu zgradu. Baš tužno što trune.

Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 5d ago

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

Panel one: a climber reaches the top of a towering cliff. There, among the clouds, a serene figure with a long beard, wearing a robe, sits crosslegged on the bare rock. He is "The Great Wise One of the Mountain"

Panels two, three and four: sitting serenely crosslegged on successively lower clifftops we see the Assistant Wise One of the Mountain, The Post-Doc Research Fellow of the Mountain and a group of PhD Students of the Mountain

Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 5d ago

Sound on. Možda bi ga trebali nazvati John Deere.

Krešimir Valdec @kvaldec.bsky.social · 5d ago

Frendica skupila mače na cesti (Zg, Trešnjevka), sutra ide veterinaru. Treba pomoć oko udomljavanja, javite ako netko želi ili zna nekog.

Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 6d ago

Jučer bili u Godotu nakon dugo vremena. Tri velika i jedan mali Guinness ispalo prek €25. Mislim da me opet dugo neće vidjeti.

Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 6d ago

Li Chen @exocomics.com · 6d ago

the empty bowl

Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 7d ago

Žutilo u fokusu.

Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · 7d ago

Našli potencijalne udomitelje, ako se bude slagao s njihovom mačkom. Ide za vikend . Držite fige. U to ime evo jedan selfie nas dva frajera.

ura 🍉@callingura.bsky.social · last wk.

"If you're ever feeling down, just remember Pluto was demoted as a planet and still zooms around happily at 10,063 MPH and knows planethood is just a socially constructed category."

Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · last wk.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are outside, looking at a rain cloud. Blue is glaring at the cloud, and the cloud is glaring back.
Blue: Are you going to rain or not?
Cloud: That depends. Were you planning to paint that shed today?
Green: That depends on whether it rains today.

The cloud does not answer. The foxes and the cloud glare at each other in silence for a moment. Eventually, the cloud breaks the silence.
Cloud: We can do this all day, buddy.
Blue: We will.

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · last wk.

The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”

Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · last wk.

😬

Danger Caliper Episide 3: Attack of the Weiner #womeninstem #mitutoyo #diy #metrology

YouTube video by Caylee Harper

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Ivan Habunek @ivan.habunek.com · last wk.

Obilježio me mačak.

Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · last wk.

The first person to say the word "shit" on television, now angling to be the first person to have the word "cunt" in his obituary.

George Monbiot@georgemonbiot.bsky.social · last wk.

Just loving how John Cleese, now reduced to one of his own caricatures, rages about immigrants coming to the UK and failing to accept "our" culture, from his home in ... (checks notes) ... Nevis in the Caribbean.

Telegraph article: John Cleese: I trust Rupert Lowe more than any other leader
Monty Python star backs the Restore Britain founder in a series of social media posts

Laura @laurasiprak.bsky.social · last wk.

Radionica za novinare, prijave traju do 11 :) hnd.hr/uhvaceni-u-4...

Uhvaćeni u 4K: foto i video forenzika za novinare - radionica Laure Šiprak – HND

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Li Chen @exocomics.com · last wk.

dabblin'