Alex
@iwantanipad.bsky.social
Formerly and currently known as hannahtheebaker https://boxd.it/1jVu1
I want to delete twitter completely and use this app more but unfortunately during the mass migration to this app I followed too many gay guys and now my discover paged is filled with naked men and it makes me scared
I think Elon knew I’ve been on Bluesky so he promoted my first tweet in months to try and draw me back in
Happy waxahatchee wednesday to all that celebrate open.spotify.com/track/0BUqtI...
The Wolves
Waxahatchee · Tigers Blood · Song · 2024
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Bitches swear they’re my body my choice until a pregnant lady gets in the hot tub
Gonna show my family this at thanksgiving tomorrow and ask for their thoughts
If ariana grande is so good at different races why have I never even seen her running
elon musk’s butthole at mar-a-lago:
everyone trying me today i cant
I work at homegoods and every single gay couple I see looks exactly like this
Just remembered when a French girl told me in her heavy accent that she knew I was a lesbian because I was wearing a baseball cap at night