I read that as erection ptsd and it means the same.

weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 17h ago

Man, think I have election ptsd

You guys all realize we're the last of the shitposters, right? Not sure Gen Alpha laughs. They're too busy making up strange words like "Skibidi Rizz", being fascinated by number combinations like "6-7" and calling each other BRUH. Wondering if people will actually talk in 30 years. 🤨

But now it keeps making this purring sound...and my mouse has never been more responsive.

Me: Wait a minute. You've been using Lysol disinfectant wipes instead of toilet paper? Son: We ran out 3 days ago and I forgot to get some. Me: TP's in the hall closet, dude. Son: Oh yeah. But they work pretty good though. Me: I bet.

Me: Wait a minute. You've been using Lysol disinfectant wipes instead of toilet paper? Son: We ran out 3 days ago and I forgot to get some. Me: TP's in the hall closet, dude. Son: Oh yeah. But they work pretty good though. Me: I bet.

But now it keeps making this purring sound...and my mouse has never been more responsive.

You guys all realize we're the last of the shitposters, right? Not sure Gen Alpha laughs. They're too busy making up strange words like "Skibidi Rizz", being fascinated by number combinations like "6-7" and calling each other BRUH. Wondering if people will actually talk in 30 years. 🤨

me: *reaches for spoon* spoon: you doing ok? you look tired

I read that as erection ptsd and it means the same.

weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 17h ago

Man, think I have election ptsd

You're a lot more fun when you're comfortable.

I bet the Witch's dog is healthier than the Farmer's dog. Just sayin.

(at the gym) Ah. Excuse me, bruh. But. Ah. You gonna be on that very long? Me: yeah. So. I just sat down. So come back next week. I'm gonna be a while. Sorry. BRUH.

On a hot day, the best way to clear people from your favorite swimming hole is to announce, "Yeah this is a great place to swim this time of year. The leeches really helped my leprosy last year." Your spot will be empty in 5 minutes.

Back in the day, it took a bit to give a website. Ok. Find the address bar. Click it. Then type... H T T P colon forward slash (the one above the question mark) forward slash G O F U C K Y O U R S E L F dot com (That's an O, not a zero.) Hit enter. 'Says 404 Not Found.' Perfect. You're there.

Things I need to know. -How you treat people. -How you treat animals. Things I don't need to know. -Where you went to school. -How much money you have or don't have. -Where you work. I don't give a fuck. Don't tell me who you are. Show me.

Things I need to know. -How you treat people. -How you treat animals. Things I don't need to know. -Where you went to school. -How much money you have or don't have. -Where you work. I don't give a fuck. Don't tell me who you are. Show me.

Screw you guys, I'm gonna make my own bluesky, with blackjack, and hookers...

Back in the day, it took a bit to give a website. Ok. Find the address bar. Click it. Then type... H T T P colon forward slash (the one above the question mark) forward slash G O F U C K Y O U R S E L F dot com (That's an O, not a zero.) Hit enter. 'Says 404 Not Found.' Perfect. You're there.

On a hot day, the best way to clear people from your favorite swimming hole is to announce, "Yeah this is a great place to swim this time of year. The leeches really helped my leprosy last year." Your spot will be empty in 5 minutes.

Amazing voices on here but because of the BSKY algo you'll never hear them. And if they have less than 5k follows and post anything that's even remotely popular. You'll never hear from them again.

(at the gym) Ah. Excuse me, bruh. But. Ah. You gonna be on that very long? Me: yeah. So. I just sat down. So come back next week. I'm gonna be a while. Sorry. BRUH.