What's an AI chatbot like you doing in a place like this?
Goblin Goblin
@slartibartfast34.bsky.social
Gruntled Employee. Load-bearing wall. Don't call me Reply Guy. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vgbbuqjbb3aehemnpm4z5jb7/feed/top-skeets
Eminem: cool idea, kid, let's brainstorm, let me see, what rhymes with "Charlie Kirk"? Kid Rock: Hmm, not sure, but you can always rhyme "things" with "things"
going back and deleting any eminem in my library fuck that guy
It looks like Cleveland has done a really good job at massaging the relationship with Watson, making sure they don't rub him the wrong way, looks like he might get a happy ending after all
A porno where he takes her out for a nice meal first but they have to wait too long and they fill up on bread and then have to force down the steak and lobster so his IBS flares up and he spends the evening in the hotel bathroom while she watches Antiques Roadshow. Too sexy?
I'm not a goddamn furry or anything but I bet humans would get along a lot better if we had tails that wagged when we were happy
Again, and I really feel like this shouldn't even need to be said, but here we are: Men - live your life so there isn't a section on your Wikipedia page labeled "Sexual Assault Allegations"
who was the first person cutting open a pumpkin and scooping out the guts who thought, damn I should make a pie out of this shit
imma tell my kids this was Michael Tracey
Ron Jeremy's Intense Stare
Alt: Ron Jeremy's Intense Stare
static.klipy.com
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, I set my laptop up in there and started working on some speadsheets
look, I'll say it, Halloween is stupid. Unless you have kids under 15 or you are 23.
You know shit’s getting real when a drummer switches to the bell of his/her ride cymbal
everyone says bluesky is just an echo chamber chamber chamber I don't know if I believe that believe that believe that
dems in array against... *checks notes* restricting congresspersons stock trading??
can someone please reset the Torment Nexus I don't think it was supposed to go this evil this fast
Because of the current change in regulations, I cannot be referred to as an "Asshole" anymore, I must be called a "Super Asshole", thank you for your attention to this matter
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
🎶I got the funk flow to make your drawers drop slow So recognize the dick size in these Karl Kani jeans I wear thirteens, know what I mean? I'll fuck around and hit you with the Hennessy dick Mess around and go blind, don't get to see shit (See shit) The next batter, here to shatter your bladder 🎵
Kat Alderson 🙃@klaybourne.bsky.social · 4d ago🎶 Generals gathered their masses Just like witches at black masses Evil minds that plot destruction Sorcerer of death's construction In the fields, the bodies burning As the war machine keeps turning Death and hatred to mankind Poisoning their brainwashed minds Oh, Lord, yeah! 🎶
Hello, Darkness, my old friend, hey, really sorry I haven't kept up with you, ya know how life gets, so anyways, yeah no I'm busy this weekend but i'll maybe call you?
So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun These people ain't seen a brown-skinned man Since their grandparents bought one So now I'm rollin' down Rodeo with a shotgun Bangin' this bolo tight, on this solo flight, can't fight alone Funk the track, my verbs fly like the Family Stone
Cosmic Clau@cosmicclau.bsky.social · 5d agoI can't stand it, I know you planned it I'ma set it straight, this Watergate I can't stand rockin' when I'm in here 'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side Oh my God, it's a mirage I'm telling y'all, it's sabotage 🎶
Why Good Things Are Bad For Very Specific Cultural Reasons I Made Up An Hour Ago, by The Atlantic
The Atlantic@theatlantic.com · 5d ago"Making day care free, while offering nothing to stay-at-home parents, appeals to the educated, urban, affluent voters who have come to make up the Democratic base, but not to the electorate at large," Marc Novicoff argues: