Scott
@j0nesy.bsky.social
Long suffering #LUFC fan from sunny Morecambe Bay ☀️ 🦐
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
It was only a friendly so it’s important that we don’t get carried away. Definitely a game we may look back on when we lift the league trophy at the end of the season, though. #LUFC
Also known as the otter way to cross the road….
In Otter News@in-otter-news.bsky.social · 4d agoFinally! Steve can get back from the pub safely.
That montage bit in 'Scarface' but it's just these two dickheads
Taking a career break at the grand old age of 24…… clear as day what his priorities are.
David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · 2w ago🚨 Crysencio Summerville signs for Al Hilal from West Ham United. 24yo put pen to paper on 4yr deal - fee just over €70m to #WHUFC. Medical done in Amsterdam on Tuesday. Top priority for new #AlHilal ownership + director Simon Francis 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/746...
This disingenuous commentary doesn’t help anyone. Frauds start unravelling pretty quickly. That you apparently cannot afford to put your oven or treat yourself is quickly undermined by the question “so why are you spending £50 per week on petrol?” Then, it turns out, she has an agent and /1
Ash@queerash.bsky.social · 2w agoElaine in this article "can't remember the last time she used her oven" but also spends £200 a month on petrol (so driving probably ~50 miles a day?) (she's also a professional old person; she was on Good Morning Britain last year, and then also at the Nov budget, and the year before lmao)
Turns out Fabrizio Romano has more contacts than I first thought… #LUFC
Graham Smyth@grahamsmyth.bsky.social · 2w agoA wee note to say Aug 4 will be my final working day at the YEP after seven brilliant years. Two more pods and a couple of ratings to rage at, then time for a change. Will shortly be able to say more about what's next and it's still entirely focused on Leeds United, so it won't be goodbye. #lufc
This World Cup final can get in the bin. They’ve taken the biggest game of football in the world and made it secondary to all this ‘entertainment’. An absolute joke.
This stadium isn’t going to pay for itself…. #LUFC
Beren Cross@berencross.bsky.social · 3w agoLeeds United are taking legal action against Leicester City after being denied automatic promotion in 2023-24, when the latter broke financial rules. They feel they missed out on significant funds as a result of Leicester's PSR breach. #lufc w/ @mjslater.bsky.social
Ticks all the boxes: ✅ Big b@stard ✅ Left Footed #LUFC
Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 3w ago🚨🟡🔵 Exclusive story from Saturday, now confirmed: Leeds United agree deal to sign Tarik Muharemović, here we go! €40m package fee to Sassuolo, Juventus get €20m as sell-on clause. 💸 Muharemović will travel for medical and contract signing at #LUFC.
Why is Kane trying to pinch Madueke’s nose?
Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 4w agoAlways, always, always Jude. 🫲🏾🫱🏾
Just mowed the lawn and watered it with my sweat at the same time. Who says blokes can’t multitask?
Only just listened to the @thesquareball.net pod and @michaeltsb.bsky.social needs to be known as Nostradamus! #LUFC
I think Wilson in, increases the likelihood of a Dan James exit… a shame but he’s a bit of a square peg in the current system #LUFC
Fish, in every single form. It stinks and spends its life swimming in sewage.
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2mo agoWhat’s the most widely enjoyed food that you can’t stand, not because of allergies or anything but just because you hate it?
List 5 famous people you’ve met but one is a lie. Eric Cantona Ricky Hatton Fizz off of Corrie John Barnes Robbie Fowler
Melanie Firth@melfirth.bsky.social · 2mo agoList 5 famous people you’ve met but one is a lie. Serj Tankian Nelson Mandela The Chuckle Brothers Fred Durst Tony Blair
Easy no-cook dinners for the heat this week: Monday: Cornetto Tuesday: Magnum Wednesday: Solero Thursday: Calippo Friday: Viennetta
Thinking about how hard it’s going to be to sleep tonight is already keeping me awake…. 🥵 💤
I mean, it would’ve been nice not to end with a whimper… but really, what a season! #LUFC
This has definitely got the feel of a game where one team are absolutely on the beach and the other is just rubbish #LUFC
I see the season has begun where us fans discuss what is/isn’t acceptable as a transfer fee like we have a f*cking clue what the going rate for a premier league player is or what is involved in the negotiations 🙈 🙄 #LUFC