my in laws are straight bananas but I slept for 12 hours so who can honestly say
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Matchmaker & Dating Coach Native New Yorker (Yankees/Knicks) Socialist (Party loyalists DNI) Retired NGO cog Mommy/Mamacita
glad everyone’s recognizing the shameful scapegoating of taco bell
boomers buying bagged salad like it’s NOTHING reminds me how reckless some of them were in 2020 like we get it you don’t want to acknowledge your mortality
everyone on reddit keeps making the same breaking bad joke about the sky… thought we moved on from that one years ago
binning my produce. blasting the levoit filters. staring at my baby. hoping for the best.
kept calling them my dumb little workouts during pregnancy but canMt undersell how they saved my ass after both brutal highly medicalized births. people surprised I’m up and about and off the narcotics already. yoga yoga yoga pilates pilates pilates
likely leaving the hospital today with our new baby, and we JUST decided on a name lol. did this last time too and it drives everyone crazy but they don’t know how seriously we take vibes.
I almost never root for an individual athlete’s failure but Aroldis Chapman can go to hell. yankees embarrassed themselves this weekend but can’t say how much I loved that just now.
Has anyone read Yesteryear? I plowed through it this weekend and my goodness, a real throat punch.
A big section of Norwegian soccer fans are at Game 1 of today’s Cubs-Mets game. They’re certainly being heard in the sparse ballpark:
the movie of the summer is european world cup fans carousing in MLB stadiums
Paul Goldschmidt is 50 years old on a $4 million contract and he’s having a better season than the Blue Jays’ franchise star 1B
I missed the boat to have my baby during the NBA finals but world cup is a guarantee. hoping for a good game while I’m in the thick of it.
if you’ve ever gone into spontaneous labor please let me know what you think might’ve worked for you. I’ve arrived at 37 weeks and my baby is large and ready…
I’m in shock it is hard to process. this doesn’t happen to my teams.
the handsomest knick wins the game, trump stink cannot slime the sublime mr anunoby