Jabroni Mike
@jabronimike.bsky.social
Professional internet asshole. https://www.twitch.tv/jabroni_mike Head chef at @pastatutes.bsky.social Business email: jabronimikebiz@gmail.com
If you've enjoyed the sauce we've been slinging, please consider peeping the Patreon we just launched and support these whole grain whores today!! www.patreon.com/ThePastatutes
The Pastatutes@pastatutes.bsky.social · 2d agoCheck out what we're cooking up... Support us here: www.patreon.com/ThePastatutes #indieanimation #animation #cartoon
The other day i saw a middle aged fat guy peeing at a urinal, with his pants around his ankles like a toddler. i could see everything. Masterclass in aura farming.
The 'Tutes star in a documentary. Feat. @fredrikknudsen.bsky.social @saltydkdan.bsky.social Support us on Youtube: www.youtube.com/@ThePastatutes #indieanimation #animation #cartoon
“Wow! A foldable iPhone!!” I say, as I snap it closed onto my flaccid penis, simulating a wild clam attack
The 'Tutes help a john ascend. Feat. @alexrochonva.bsky.social Support us on YouTube: www.youtube.com/@ThePastatutes #indieanimation #animation #cartoon
Everyone agrees the world is full of idiots! But no one thinks they're an idiot.......
The 'Tutes give an apartment tour. Support us on Youtube: www.youtube.com/@ThePastatutes #indieanimation #animation #cartoon
A ton of blood, sweat, and ragu went into putting this together, it would mean an immense amount to me and the production team if you were to give it a peek 🙏❤️
The Pastatutes@pastatutes.bsky.social · 3mo agoThe Pastatutes is an indie animation project that pays homage to early 2000's Adult Swim greats like ATHF, Squidbillies, & more. Our first short is now LIVE on YouTube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxaS...
And finally, Sandra Espinoza (@dustyoldroses.com) joins the cast as the weird and wonderful Floosilli! You may have heard Sandra in Brawl Stars, Epithet Erased, or Starter Squad! We’re beyond thrilled to have her on board!
Presenting Sena Bryer (@senabryer.com) as the fierce and feisty Farfallatio! Known for her roles in Final Fantasy 14 and It’s Bunlith! The Witch Upstairs, she’s now bringing her incredible talents to The Pastatutes. #pastatutes
Presenting Marissa Lenti (@marissalenti.com) as the saucy seductress, Macahoni! Known for her roles in The Amazing Digital Circus, Borderlands 3 & more, we're so excited to have her bring Macahoni to life! #Pastatutes
Eight years later. The prophecy fulfilled. "He'll never do it," they said. "He's red and gay," they said. Well, who's got the last laugh? Me, i do. Lolz
The Pastatutes@pastatutes.bsky.social · 3mo agoComing Soon...
Infinite Multiverse Theory implies there is a universe where a version of you regularly picks up and eats dog shit.
We should cancel EVERYONE, we should dig up everything everyone ever said or did and brigade to destroy every single person's career until there is no one left making anything on the internet except like Dorkly. That would be really funny i think.
Mixtape did in fact make me super nostalgic for a time before i had played Mixtape
MAn gamers just want a game where you can PUNCH FISH IN THE FACE and be be VIOLENT to WHALES i really do not think we're asking for a lot here!!
Why do the aleims zip around like cats with the zoomies? Are they trying to impress us? Dumb. also? Not going to work as a distraction from anything.
"Wow this video game makes me wants to procreate" Guys i love the game too but lets keep it real Diana does not: whine or shit herself wipe snot on everything need $15k braces wake you up for no reason play kpop demon hunters on loop for 19 hours piss on the floor at school etc
8 streamers. 8 freaks. 1 sugar cube prize. Who can horse hardest? Find out tomorrow...
yeah we don't do politics here but I just needed to make sure everyone saw this
They must have thought they were so clever when they came up with the hamburglar.
Gonna be rough for the other nominees at the game awards when they lose best OST to a bunch of songs about cat shit and rotting garbage (deservedly)
People keep telling me i "need to tweet more," but i dunno. I don't have anything to say to you assholes.
Just got out of jail. Do your taxes guys. HAHA YEA RIGHT!!! FUCK TAXES!!!
