oomf and I have an amazing symbiotic relationship. Almost daily, he sends me brainrot videos on instagram; I never send any back. I reply to every one he sends me; he never responds. I wouldn’t change it for the world

I need kiss 😙

wfh

redownloaded hinge

have felt very very sad today so a big big bottle of wine shall be ingested immediately

crying posting this as I am no longer in sunny Porto :(

in the office after getting home from the airport at 2am, genuinely think I am going to fall asleep at my desk

Ordered a round of drinks in portuguese and the server didn’t immediately respond in english, I’m taking that as a win

never want to leave the beach

got the dogs out

going on a plane for the first time in 8 years today wish me luck 🫠

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

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I will not be shutting up about stop that train, what an incredible slice of cinema

how are people on day 5 of pride?? It’s shame at that point

my dnd session just ended with my character getting STABBED in the chest, does my DM have it out for me??

back on my bullshit

Have not been to the gym in a week bc i was back home, pray for my weary bones this morning pls

Finally finished Widow’s Bay and holy fuck what an awesome show. Patricia’s Sunset Cocktails in particular is one of the best horror-comedy set pieces I’ve ever seen

i shall be spending my bank holiday monday in a near-empty empty cinema screen watching Stop That Train, hopefully after two bottles of wine

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

Damn I remember 2016 being a crazy year for celebrities dying but 2026’s fucking scary

Jesus christ today has been LONG

friends are currently buying flights that I already booked two months ago and it is SO unfair that they're over £100 cheaper now 😭

Heath was hot. I’m going to miss summer

Time to sweat out the hangover on the Heath methinks

I am never drinking again (unless something is happening later today)

attending my first ever gay wedding today I’m so hyped

just received a gr*ndr message from someone whose bio states “please be 30+”