I don't like when people post screenshots of tweets but I make an exception for really good shit like this.
Fagatha Christie
@joelnb.bsky.social
Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).
Wait but the director guy was like 'yeah nobody remembers how or why it happened'. It was three years ago? Three years?! (Yes I know it's just a wiki summary shhh I will dunk on The Purge Except It's For Fucking at every chance)
i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else
Watching a youtube video about how no influencers have any actual money and just fake it, and it had the words 'Jason Nash, who we all remember from David Dobrik's Blog Squad'. What. Who. We do not all remember. What are you talking about. Whomst are these individuals.
That 'would you give up AI?' post is doing the rounds so it's time for this again. 'You use it, why shouldn't everyone else?' is such a *weird* way of looking at it. No I don't!
I remember a tweet from someone who'd said 'Drink driving is bad' and some other guy was like 'so it's ok for you but no one else, what a hypocrite'. They couldn't understand that the original person literally did not, would not drink and drive. This is the same energy. Some people have standards!
Thank you Nicole Paige Brooks From Atlanta Georgia for my newest response image.
People who scream about em dashes automatically exposing generative AI use are silly and incurious and don't understand how writing or AI training work BUT when I see them from someone writing in UK English – which effectively does not use the em dash at all – I do get mighty suspicious.
I SAW THE TV GLOW (Jane Schoenbrun, 2024)
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The redhead-from-a-show-people-used-to-really-like-before-they-hated-it-to-Jean-Grey pipeline
Plain thin bagel (Thin and plain) e-i-e-i-o
Hey man, maybe just make the sandwiches and take a pic of them.
right, ok, enough self-pity, I need to turn my shit pub around. it's in Stratford, it's got a (small) stage, there has to be someone who has something cool they want a space for queer-run, extremely diverse venue (we even let mumbling old white geezers in) what I'd call 'mostly accessible'
I have never seen such an abject display of outright heterosexuality as this column. (It's a very weird thing about The Present Moment that silly harmless bullshit that should be in a blog gets put into newspapers and gains a lot more 'weight' than it should, with commensurately serious responses).
I genuinely couldn't tell you how this song goes. I'm sure I've heard it at some point but I certainly don't know the words and the dance. I know Somebody Told Me, if that helps? www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I guess maybe to make it less of a shock for the Sensible Moderates, we should start being more direct and honest about people before they die. Cunt.
This is not cat related, but I discovered an odd bit of widespread history misinformation today. I saw a story about a very cool lady named Margaret E. Knight who was a brilliant inventor. The problem is that she was born in 1838 and this is the photo of her used in nearly every story I found.
I never feel my eternal singleness so acutely as when An App is like 'Get shared profiles now! Savings for you and your partner!' What partner, app!? WHAT PARTNER?
Team Tyler Austin Harper because Emily Watkins is being a fucking weirdo.
Choose your fighter
"I really admire the way he threw his pregnant girlfriend down the stairs" - a bunch of terfs
Apologies if this wasn't an actual question but I reckon it was partly the AI saying 'Wow! Great question! Let's delve deeper' and a bigger partly the exhiliration of 'omg! I'm getting so much done!' without realising he was turning into the I Love Lucy episode with the conveyor belt.
Another thought: in his statement, Hank Green expressed quite a lot of shame about the "dopamine hit" he gets from using AI. As a non-AI user I don't really know what he's referring to here. Is the AI voice flattering him while also doing his job (presumably poorly)? Because that's big weird.
My office has moved so now it's a mile each way to the little Asian supermarket, which is fine, a mile is nothing but it's a *bit* further than I want to do on a lunch break, and when I got there they didn't have Healthy Boy Brand Seafood Dipping Sauce OR Lee Kum Kee Sauce For Dumplings. Day ruined.
Johnny Baby's Fifa Disaster is so funny. Just so blatantly, *screamingly* corrupt. 'Hi gusy. If you let me sell the World Cup to a Kushner, I'll give you $40m. It's in the best interests of football.' Just cos you're in Trump's disgusting milieu, doesn't mean his immunity to consequences transfers.
Maybe it's just two things sharing a shopfront like when you get a Taco Bell and a Pizza Hut together.
Is this what straight men need now to go get a haircut? It’s not bad enough that every “men’s“ toiletry product needs to come in the shape of a hand grenade and have big masc sounding buzzwords all over?
I like Kristen Schaal but Hazel Wassername was a horrible addition to 30 Rock. She just doesn't quite work.