Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
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Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
The other big blow not mentioned here is winning after getting outspent 9-1 is a huge blow to overpaid Dem campaign consultants, who’ve long been measured on the money they can raise and not on whether their candidate actually won
Rather absurd framing when you consider the results up and down the ballot, and where expectations were before just the last few weeks.
Your father is one of the wealthiest men on the planet. Buy some chapstick dude
When you're no longer being silent on the narrative
I’d push the clutch a little further in because I don’t think you got those gears fully engaged brother
I lost it when he started playing it
No, but to be fair I couldn't have done it when I was younger either
Do you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?
Phil Steele is a blackguard with an unpleasant aroma and the fashion sense of a peasant
In one week,
Bluesky is a "liberal bubble" because fascist chuds can't get traction without algorithmic assistance and because people here trained themselves to block "debate me" trybois the instant they roll up
Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
This is way worse than my Grimace post
they milked him
House is empty about to head to the gym for the first time in months
Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
ALT: Shawshank Redemption: Iconic Rain Scene
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My annual post as a WFH dad whose kids are now back in school.
I think there is something to this but I don’t think it explains everything because I can promise you that there shit asshole gatekeeping fans of things in the 90’s because I ran into them and probably sometimes was one too
to take an actual crack at this: requiring effort to access entertainment (set schedules, physical media, rare reruns, limited home access), often meant you proved yourself a fan by dint of the consumption itself, and I think that’s been replaced by toxic fandom to prove your bona fides.
Is it bad when your stats are an Area Code?
Sorry, sorry, I’m trying to delete
5 more legionaries and 5 possessed and I will have 2500 points of just Word Bearers stuff The Iron Warriors (and some Red Corsairs) draw nigh
Official best thing I have ever painted IMO IMHO IMVHO
Get out of here! Can’t you see we don’t want you anymore!
Go on, get out of here.
I love this dog early but her entire life plan needs to 100% revolve making sure she gets into one of the good sororities at Ole Miss