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alison dilaurentis
@jackietaylor96.bsky.social
literally all i care about is sandwiches Blair 💜 @jackanddiet.bsky.social
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re: Jonah Hill, my only contribution to this topic is that a client's daughter dated him and apparently he sucks (we knew this)
there is a 59-year-old man on Married at First Sight
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
the attempted rehabilitation of Scott Peterson is one of the most fundamentally incomprehensible movements of this timeline
Lost Under the Couch Barbie.@wstafrican.bsky.social · 2d agoThere’s a true crime special about “new evidence” in the Scott Peterson case and I remember that public defender got so mad at me because I said to believe in Scott Peterson’s innocence you have to also believe he’s the unluckiest man alive 🤭🤭
I've always had good password security. In college I had my debit card number memorized for making 2002-era online purchases. I have used a very secure password manager for over a decade. My reward? A life of retrieving six-digit codes from my email and phone. Every day I suffer
so 1,000 more people to sit and watch while crimes happen and refuse to help bc they "don't have to" ?? Chicago cops have two settings: murdering innocent POC and doing literally nothing
Mike Fragassi@refrag.bsky.social · 3d agoAlexi Giannoulias says: one thousand more Chicago cops, and bring back ShotSpotter www.reddit.com/r/chicago/co...
idk man if you're consistently having a terrible experience on this site it might be on you
it's been 23 years since Eminem rapped about food stamps not buying diapers, how have we not fixed this yet !
Dan Greene@dmgreene.bsky.social · 3d agoThat WIC doesn't pay for diapers should be higher up in this country's big list of crimes
The one rule about putting out an aggressive or confrontational take out is you can’t do the “I’m just a little guy and it’s my birthday” if people disagree. You gotta be prepared to defend it, you’re an adult!
this new thing where parking companies send random bills to people who were legally parked just to see if they'll pay them is wild and unscrupulous. this has happened to me multiple times and like imagine if I didn't keep my receipts??? "you owe us $15 + a $100 fine" no I don't actually
shoutout to this guy who briefly became the Main Character of the pandemic at great personal expense
thinking about how @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social was excited to bond over us liking dirtbag men until i crossed the line and revealed my celebrity crush as Charlie Sheen
is Wifey Shit out yet (MTS) been waiting for this track since the insta clip
"stupid" is also, for me at least, not a quality marker. the thong song is the stupidest song in the world and also clearly a masterpiece.
