Tops with a domineering sneer as if fucking someone is degrading them ❌ Tops so overcome by lust, adoration and cute-aggression that they cannot stop thrusting until both pass out ✅

If you want to be a writer, it's so important to start early in life. Not because you can't learn later or because you'll lose the spark of youth or whatever. Eventually you just meet too many people, and every cool character name is now someone's deadname or reminds you of someone's evil ex

Clear signal that my health is recovering: I got horny and successfully jerked off

Kairo 🔞@jackrabbits.gay · 4d ago

You ever get so sick you feel like the Eraserhead baby

*leans into the mic* I enjoy Human Domestication Guide (HDG), a shared fictional universe depicting Affini (plant-like aliens) who domesticate Terrans (humans) using xenodrugs and hypnosis. I will engage with HDG-related posts. algorithm please serve me more posts in this topic subject category ty

You ever get so sick you feel like the Eraserhead baby

(checking my eyeliner in the mirror) I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow: "it'll look normal in indirect light"

saw someone describe a really fat fluffy rabbit as “just some bullshit with ears” the other day and I cannot stop thinking about it

Advantage of dating me: I will introduce you to a lot of weird media Disadvantage of dating me: I will introduce you to A LOT of weird media

I like big pred dom top x small prey sub bottom; I like hypnosis with Kaa eyes; and I like clean, non-musky feet. Y'know - vanilla sex.

Them: Are you having insomnia again? You seem extremely tired today Me (delirious, hypnohorny): oh, yeeeeahg,? And what are you going to do to make me. fall asleep~? hehehe he

A common question when painting your nails for the first time is: "How long does it take polish to dry?" Answer: Exactly one minute longer than you think. Hope that helps!

Me (flirting): Autistic people have high neuroplasticity¹ so like it would be really easy to reshape my brain haha Them: How did you pronounce a citation ¹ J.F. Wilson et al., Evidence of hyper-plasticity in adults with Autism Spectrum Disorder, Research in Autism Spectrum Disorders, Volumes 43-44

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Not really sure what benefit there is in letting you cum whenever you want. Dogs enjoy treats too, but it's still better for owners to only use them to reinforce good behavior.

Hahahahaha How The Fuck Is Hypnosis Real Hahahahaha Just Walk Away From The Snake Like Just Close Your Eyes Haha

For the past year I've been watching through all of The Simpsons - 641/808 episodes at the time of writing. The experience has been bewildering and may have slightly broken my brain. Here are some posts about it. Please mute this thread if you quite understandably don't care about this.

RDR2 is not an "action-adventure third-person shooter." The combat is not challenging or engaging enough for that. Each shootout plays like a quicktime sequence from "Heavy Rain," i.e. a cutscene barely interactive enough to call gameplay. Rockstar made a $200 million walking simulator. /positive

[talking to a plural system] so are you dualbooting or is it more of a docker situation

Good movies have 2-3; great movies have all 5 1. Girl with katana 2. Hypersaturated colored lights 3. Hundreds of gallons of neon red blood 4. Rubbery prosthetics covered in slime 5. The kind of deranged worldbuilding that only those gifted with the most powerful and arcane of fetishes can produce

me: "I switched to injections!" my therapist: "did you run out of peanut butter to put the pills in?"

low key want art of me doing this pose

She straps me to a bench to start paddling me, but I have her attack patterns memorized and knock her to the ground with my perfectly timed ass parries

Me to myself after every social interaction

The last two spirals I made were created using the same Godot shader script, just with some variables tweaked. The spirals: - bsky.app/profile/jack... - bsky.app/profile/jack... The source code, which you should totally try playing with: - gist.github.com/kairobunny/e...

There you go. Breathing in...and out. In...and out. Good. Just like that. Nothing to worry about; nothing to think about except breathing in and out.

Like a spiderweb your mind can never escape from:

I'm going "hehehe" at all the sock appreciators in the replies rn

Kairo 🔞@jackrabbits.gay · 4w ago

Born to catch you staring at my bare bunny paws Forced to wear socks because of bad circulation