i’m sorry to everyone who’s laughing at her but the good news is that we get to laugh with her, and harder
Bingus Khan, of the Glorious Chicago Khanate@bingus.ough.club · 7h agoabsolutely destroyed lmao
Juni! 🥰
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Bingus Khan, of the Glorious Chicago Khanate@bingus.ough.club · 7h ago
maybe im a passoid, maybe im clocky but ive surrounded myself with too many fulfilling relationships to be worrying about that
> flirting with a boy > telling him a story > story requires mentioning a girlfriend > immediatley mention girlfriend's other partner to ensure he knows I'm nonmonog
i made a silly little chicago apartment builder game (looks best on desktop) chicago-apartment-builder.vercel.app
catching up with the twink hobby pilot that works at my original regular bar is a healing experience he gets it 🙂↕️
I have too many electronics side projects that are code complete, but I just havent made enclosures to finish them
getting dommed by a couple of girls speaking a different language so u feel like a dog that doesn't understand human speech would go crazy
not enough pup hoods cover the pups eyes. id even be okay with eye cover pieces that snap on/off. but noooooooo puppy has to see. fucking bullshit 😤
"yeah, I just like getting dominated by beautiful women" - girl that is about to lose at mud wrestling
i'm not arguing about covid lockdowns in 2026 bitch get a hobby. take up collecting coins. and you better do it now bc they stopped making pennies
horns are really the boobs of the head if you think about it so it's perfect
"this crate is so cozy, but I'll go to my bed to sleep" - puppy thats about to fall asleep in it's crate
its puppy birthday month so ur all legally required to be nice to me for the next 31 days
can I "stay on top" of the laundry? no, absolutely not will I randomly enter a state where I wash, dry, fold and put away 10 loads of clothes in a single frenzied rush? oh you KNOW it