Jack Walsh
@jackwaltimore.bsky.social
Despair would be appropriate in principle, but it is pointless in practice. And to all relevant parties, I'll see you in hell.
If you guys want your pathetic white ethnostate so bad, take it up with the folks who manifested destiny. When they scored us this kickass Mexican real estate, they bought the Mexicans who come with it.
Tom Bonier@tbonier.bsky.social · 9h agoThere are now 642k Texans who have early voted who did not vote at all in the 2024 Presidential election. 48% of them (310,997) are Hispanic. And 39% (122,461) of those Hispanic surge voters are under the age of 30.
Emotional splash damage next to someone who was being way more annoying.
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3h agoI don't see how they could stop sending SS to expats... they paid into it, they get annual statements showing how much they are entitled to. It's theirs.
November 4, 2026. The dust settles on the most seismic midterm election in American history. Republicans have stayed home or defected at rates of up to 30%. The Democratic Party is four calls away from a clean sweep of every Senate race in the US. Lisa Murkowski has already switched parties...
Am I wrong that Greta Gerwig really needs to make a film about Leni Riefenstahl? A gorgeous German actress gets behind the camera and discovers her true brilliance but she is led astray by her totalizing heterosexuality... it's a match made in heaven.
My sister and her wife sent the family a photo that said "the game of the century!" from the stands a few weeks back and I don't really follow men's sports but I still felt guilty for having no idea what the fuck they were talking about.
Marisa Ingemi@mingemi.bsky.social · 6h agoreminder the valkyries won the wnba championship
I think the polls would be MOE leaning Cornyn and if there's a landslide IN THREE F***ING DAYS he would've still lost but the mean assumption would be another Cruz-Beto heartbreaker.
Patrick Chovanec@prchovanec.bsky.social · 6h agoI don't want to take anything away from Talarico or the Blue Wave, but I think he would be losing if the Republicans didn't pick the absolutely worse nominee possible. It's like scientists grew Paxton in a lab to turn Texas blue.
Listen, the GOP is looking down a crushing generational defeat across unthinkably safe seats throughout the South, driven by an unexpectedly ferocious Black response to Callais, and they have decided there is only one hope for them to bring back the Black men so essential to the 2024 coalition...
Platner the only case that's given me real trouble, and I feel pretty vindicated about that one.
It is occurring to me that, as of few seasons ago, Homestead Rescue started *always* providing prefab cabins to teenage daughters who are on remote compounds with a high rate of stepdads (and isolated fathers). I just thought it was because they know the audience demands additional structures...
Cenk Uygur should have his skin flayed from his body with boiling oil. Listen, it's how my ancestors handled Turks, and you don't mess with a winning formula.
LLMs will never be able to translate a crocheted American flag from a sweater onto a skintight shirt. We'll always be able to spot it.
Jack Walsh@jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 15h agoSo I have questions about the prompt that made the girl the same age but hotter, while simultaneously age-regressing her mom and giving her an outstanding rack. I mean, I know "outstanding rack" is a default setting for LLMs because of the training data but the rest didn't happen on its own.
The light on her boobs is weird. They made them bigger. Which made the guy in the back fatter for some reason.
Kylie Cheung@kylietcheung.bsky.social · 16h agovivek's supporters are making him white on twitter akjdsgbaljsdgh;aljsdg
The discourse is rapidly advancing on the Seyfried Line. Consider that a warning shot.
Any argument that a public good is racist is best answered with a racial stereotype: if you create a public good, poor people of color are going to use it with gusto. You can just see how the culture and daily rhythms of urban brown kids are reshaped around bike infrastructure when it's introduced.
Vituperative Erb@vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 17h agoWhat are we doing here
Ashkenazi names with crazy phonetic spellings like "Vayntrub" and "Epshteyn" were all people who were on Austrian territory that went to Russia and the spelling was transliterated to Cyrillic and back, right?
AES is so hateful that Haley Stevens had to stop being a Gentile.
Fuck, this should've been Amazon Prime.
Jack Walsh@jackwaltimore.bsky.social · 2d ago"Hu'mm Hu'mmbert is a 10,000 year-old celestial being who travels the universe collecting the literature of all sentient races, when he encounters a 13 year-old human girl who holds the key to the fate of the galaxy. Streaming now on Hulu."
Okay guys, if Murkowski flips then we can lose one race and still secure a veto-proof impeachment supermajority.
Sky Marchini@sky.skymarchini.net · yesterday55 Dem seats? You musnt be afraid to dream bigger.
My totally-unsolicited "I did not marry my sister" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · yesterdayTrump, slurring: I did not marry my sister! Lobely — I have two luhlaaa — I have two lovely
Seriously, the bridge of the Roci needed to be rigged up like a carnival ride that could swing back and forth while the main cast members simultaneously rolled in the crash couch gyros. They just needed a modular counterpart for other bridges and every ship sequence would've been 1000x better.
Jack Walsh@jackwaltimore.bsky.social · yesterdayIt's a six-episode order. Also, I know they screwed up crash couches as a dynamic from the jump, but Inaros swinging around that speedrail platform like a hair metal video during combat maneuvers was the clearest example of the show completely giving up I can recall.
This thing ate John Olerud in the Backrooms.
Amillion Sparks@dubseasparks.bsky.social · 2d agoNever put up a statue of me, please
I think the closed captioning for shitty network cop shows should show *smolders biracially* whenever the one gorgeous biracial male cop who can't act for shit does that. Those shows all have one, and they all smolder biracially rather than deliver meaningful reactions to anything.
So just to recap, he's going to be a major fentanyl supplier who poses as a hedge funder in New York elite circles and then gets shot by his ex-girlfriend's husband, and then joins the NYPD?
Well, I'd stay it's pretty fucking clear that they were successful with the early-2025 rampage against the press for offering *any* perceived Democratic advantage in the month before an election. Don't install the tyrant in the first place. That's the lesson here.
