Jacob Earl

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Last couple train trips into town there’s been at least one guy playing whatever out of his phone speaker the entire time and man I am on my last nerve with that shit

Whenever I see this style of office building outside of my childhood memory of anchorage it’s like finding out a building you thought of as singular is actually a crashed imperial spaceship

Any nerds got even one idea as to why this might be happening, at a seemingly random schedule, at the rate until I turn bluetooth off or restart the iPad

huge shoutout to these AirPods for knowing when I've gone to sleep and pausing my audiobook wish they were putting the heart rate data into a big graph, like I thought they were supposed to, but the sleep thing is great

Watching The Prisoner on criterion and I gotta say, this is the sort of nightmare you can only think up with socialized medicine. Oh no, a free house, oh, ooh, scary, I cant leave a beautiful little idyllic village. Ive got to wear a hat. What a nightmare

Sometimes I accidentally open threads and find myself getting sucked into it in a way I don’t for bluesky, but if I consciously block algorithmically suggested morons instead of engaging with obvious bait I can snap out of it

Your podcast pal and mine @dankmccoy.bsky.social on @mcsweeneys.net She rear-ended his car as he left the wake. She didn’t have insurance because “‘Preparing’ is just another word for closing off possibilities,” but she paid him back with a coupon book, good for a hundred New Experiences.

My Manic Pixie Dream Femme Fatale

“Her legs went all the way up to the fringe of her baby-doll dress. Presumably further than that, but that’s where the bright polka dots distracted me from t...

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People ARE stupid but you should do subtext anyway. You can spell it out as blatantly as possible and people will still willfully misinterpret it. I don't want all art to become shows for preschoolers, personally