INT Colleague: so what did you guys do last night? Me (waggles eyebrows): we broke in the new bed, if you know what I mean… [CUT TO] EXT A field We’re running breathless through a field, trying to fit a noose round a bucking Ottoman
Jacob Hatton
@jacobhashishaton.bsky.social
Sometime comedian and author.
Four more years at least lads, get your bucket list in 😎
The tone switch in holding music when you get out through from the normal hold to the bereavement department hold music >>>
the uk media's staggering increase in anti-trans coverage shows they can bite & hold they're *choosing* not to for fascist street violence
Cowards. A true critic would have given it a 3 with room for improvement
Presume the sentence is “I must not stab my teacher in the head”, but how many times does he have to write it?
People are enjoying the thing I made, even with its lack of archeology. It’d be lovely to see you there (2125 at Hoots, Nicolson Square)
Short king season is over. Rat king is here. Me and the boys are out here snuffling. We’re skittering about. Our tails are intertwined. No bin is safe.
The people’s final was England France. Goals, end to end, no woken nonsense at half time and baddies on camera instead of celebrities.
The first work in progress of our new compilation, Bin Fire 🗑️ 🔥 was everything I wanted it to be. Absolute insanity. Can’t wait to run it this summer at Fringe.
Flyer for my #edfringe show this year. I’m absurdly proud of it. It’s about history, grief, heartbreak and kebabs. It’s the most intensely vulnerable thing I’ve ever written but it’s also really bloody funny.
I saw a very early WIP of this and it was already brilliant. Buy your tickets 🤝🧜♀️🏴
Eleanor Morton@eleanormorton.bsky.social · 6mo agoFRINGE TICKETS NOW ON SALE 🎟🧜♀️ www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
Thomas Tuchel *forseeing that at some point he would need 45 minutes of the most forbidden Haramball possible*: Bring me Dan Burn and Jon Stones
“I know that was then but it could be again” rising to unprecedented levels 🦁 🦁 🦁
Im going to put baked beans in a taco shell for breakfast when we batter this lot at altitude 🏴 🏴 🏴
Laura Martínez 🥑@miblogestublog.bsky.social · 3mo agoMexico has already beaten England
I’m doing some work in progress shows and it’s be absolutely perfect if you came along
“Now this technology is pretty new but I’m pretty sure that’s Andy Burnham rotating there. His body temperature has reached over 200 degrees. He’s literally roasting in his own juices”
Adam Bienkov@adambienkov.bsky.social · 3mo agoThe Sky News helicopter is currently following Andy Burnham's train all the way down to London. Unclear what exactly they expect to happen en route
A boy should be allowed to go abroad with his friends as a little treat
For a man the struggle is enough. One must imagine Axios happy - Albert Camus
BeijingPalmer@beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 4mo agolaunching a new edition of Haldeman's THE FOREVER WAR where every five pages it includes an Axios report that a peace deal is imminent
Really lovely to see some of the @coherentcomedy.bsky.social family irl. (IRL is an otherwise horrifying place). One more show to go today, candidly, tickets are slow for today’s show so it’d be an unreal time for you to decide to see a little Hatton
@crockpothatlady.bsky.social · 4mo agoExcellent Brighton Fringe shows today from @coherentcomedy.bsky.social alumni @zoethorne.bsky.social and @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social! Both legends, definitely worth sitting in a hot box for, even on a day this toasty.
Excellent Brighton Fringe shows today from @coherentcomedy.bsky.social alumni @zoethorne.bsky.social and @jacobhashishaton.bsky.social! Both legends, definitely worth sitting in a hot box for, even on a day this toasty.
If this isn’t called I Thought You Was Dead then what are we even doing here
Yesterday I put my two Edinburgh Fringe shows from 2024+2025 to YouTube. One got nominated for a few awards and the other was one of the best reviewed shows at the festival. Link in bio
When you’re playing hide and seek but your heart isn’t in it
