Jacob Singer

@jacobleesinger.com

human // omnivore // mammal

Hey congressional comms staffers, I’ll save you some effort: “I wish my good friend Lindsey Graham had succeeded in enabling the insurrectionists to kill me, a goal that people on both sides of the aisle can agree on, so that I could have been in hell to greet him today.”

There are two ways to resolve the cognitive dissonance of being on Twitter while also caring about all the awful shit happening because of Twitter 1. Leave Twitter 2. Stop caring Profoundly disappointing how many people I like seem to have chosen the latter