hate working here at the government tattoo studio where we make the tattoos that magically detect PIV sex and nothing else
gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 2h agoi'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else
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gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 2h ago
I have been informed that the Sex Purge movie is an incel www.avclub.com/one-night-on...
One Night Only sends itself to horny jail
For a movie based around the 24 hours when sex is legal, One Night Only is an infuriatingly conservative romantic comedy.
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morning mad libs: BrooklynVegan has been killed by Veeps, a company cofounded by Good Charlotte's Benji Madden, who - incredibly - has a full back tattoo of Benjamin Franklin
they say The Prisoner was ahead of its time but I had no idea
David Ellison thinks you're stupid! The New York Times thinks you're stupid!
Erik Adams@erikadams.bsky.social · 21h ago"No amount of spin can sugarcoat the utter disaster of layoffs, creative consolidation, and sheer mediocrity that awaits if Richie Rich runs roughshod over the industry he claims to love so much." Get 'im, @mcastimovies.bsky.social!
For after you’ve seen Spider-Man: Brand New Day, I wrote about why it’s nice to finally see [redacted] get a new story for once
The big twist isn't which character shows up in the MCU, but the arc she gets
The big twist isn't which character shows up in Spider-Man: Brand New Day, but the arc that she gets after all this time.
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“Brand New Day” shares its soul with a '70s Spider-Man movie no one remembers A low-budget spin-off of a CBS series, “Spider-Man Strikes Back” was the first to dig into Peter Parker's dual identity. www.avclub.com/spider-man-b...
Brand New Day shares its soul with a '70s Spider-Man movie no one remembers
Sorry Brand New Day, the low-budget TV spin-off Spider-Man Strikes Back was the first to dig into Peter Parker's dual identity.
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hello young people who recently saw the new Spider-Man, please enjoy the greatest late night performance ever filmed www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlHr...
TV On The Radio - Wolf Like Me (Live on Letterman)
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there is something beautifully stupid about a guy being like "you should let me ruin everything because I didn't LOSE money when I produced a film that earned The Rock a nomination (not a win) for Favorite Male Buttkicker at the 2014 Kids' Choice Awards"
Mark Harris@markharris.bsky.social · yesterday"Unfortunately, I can't give anyone a view into my heart and mind." Why? Are you unfamiliar with them? Ellison's whole "I'm not allowed to express my specific political opinions here, but trust me" approach is transparent nonsense. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/04/o...
Oh this is cool and worth checking out! www.avclub.com/yuen-woo-pin...
The best living action choreographer is still crunching bones at 80
Blades Of The Guardians sees Hong Kong stunt legend Yuen Woo-ping continue to reign supreme into his eighth decade.
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Letterboxd@letterboxd.social · 3d agoWith Blades of the Guardians now on Letterboxd Video Store, here are the top 100 wuxia films on Letterboxd, ranked by average member rating. View the full list and eligibility rules here: https://boxd.it/UZdv4. Curated by Letterboxd member halfoun.
however it is ESSENTIAL that you make sure you note the key differences:
Chris Arrison@murderwizard.bsky.social · 2d agodoes your favorite artist use AI? look for the signs
welcome to D23, the ultimate Disney fan event! please consult The Bluey Movie schedule to understand when you will be seeing The Bluey Movie and when you will have time to squeeze in The Bluey Movie and
At long last, Spider-Man has created the Torment Nexus from the classic comic book story arc Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Joshua Rivera@jmrivera.bsky.social · 5d agoAlright as promised here is my big problem with brand new day do NOT read until you’ve seen the movie www.vulture.com/article/the-...
Soulm8te holds the honor of being the most boring movie I’ve ever seen where multiple dicks are crushed into pulp www.avclub.com/soulm8te-rev...
M3GAN gets its own shallow Companion piece with Soulm8te
The semi-sleazy, straight-to-VOD AI thriller Soulm8te isn't even deep enough to be a deepfake of a film like M3GAN.
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Soulm8te holds the honor of being the most boring movie I’ve ever seen where multiple dicks are crushed into pulp www.avclub.com/soulm8te-rev...
M3GAN gets its own shallow Companion piece with Soulm8te
The semi-sleazy, straight-to-VOD AI thriller Soulm8te isn't even deep enough to be a deepfake of a film like M3GAN.
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Good teens generate revenue. Bad teens want to enjoy public spaces for free.
Chicago Tribune@chicagotribune.com · 4d agoFrom the Editorial Board: Sparkly, semiattired Lolla kids are this weekend swarming around such oft-deserted environs as Van Buren Street, Jackson Boulevard and State Street. Welcome. Your presence and youthful energy could not be more timely.
the entirety of the screenplays for John Wicks 1 - 4:
jules ☔️@rainydayjules.bsky.social · 4d agothis is gonna be a really useful clip
"grass is like human beings" unfortunately one of the most I Think You Should Leave things ever said
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d agoTrump: "Grass is like human beings. Grass has a life also. And we're changing, raking, cleaning, and changing all of the parks."
when will we finally adapt this image discovered on ancient Greek pottery
Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social · 6d agoIf not Matt Damon, who is you alternative Odysseus?
I wrote about Manhunter being Michael Mann's greatest contribution to television, and how we can thank him and William Petersen, who later starred on CSI, for popularizing the forensic investigator archetype www.avclub.com/manhunter-an...
CSI can trace its origins to pop culture's original forensic file, Manhunter
40 years ago, Michael Mann's thriller Manhunter introduced audiences to investigators who get to know killers a little too well.
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How am I just now learning that Disney got the rights back for Oswald the Lucky Rabbit by giving Al Michaels to NBC Sports
This week I wrote about an entry in the "film as an excuse to go on a destination vacation" genre that doesn't even seem like a nice vacation www.avclub.com/the-devils-m...
The Devil's Mouth is shark weak
Strap a life vest to this wimpy cavebound creature feature, because The Devil's Mouth can barely stay afloat.
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