MY DRPG SEALED FORTRESS IS COMING TO STEAM (and Itchio) SOON! If you could wishlist the game it would make my day 🥰 store.steampowered.com/app/5210640/...

Sealed Fortress on Steam

A dungeon-crawling, turn-based RPG in which you take a party of 3 through the treacherous halls of a castle corrupted by wild magic.

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Gonna have to wrap the screen we watch this on in one of those anti-bedbug plastic covers. Gonna have to put the film in a medical waste container once we're done.

Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff.bsky.social · 21h ago

there's a teaser trailer and everything youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI&feature=youtu.be

Ranma

Hope this hasn't been done already #BigWalk #MyArt

Estelle Bright my beloved 🌻 #kiseki #trailsfanart #falcom

oh hell yeah my biography finally hit shelves!

Sal r.r. tamarkin@sal.gay · 3d ago

They finally ran out of names for bad guys :(

dude.. no fucking way

the american dream is to be struck by a car in a nonfatal way that generates a life-changing amount of financial compensation

Foaming at the mouth...

60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔

You shouldn't make fun of someone for not knowing how to pronounce Omelas. They likely read the name and just haven't heard it pronounced out loud, and besides, they're just a child.

Everybody needs two girlfriends (for the towers) a wife (for the pentagon) and a toxic situationship that burns out (flight 93)

hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.

Crushed@silenttakedown.bsky.social · 5d ago

yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore

thinkin abt this pic of my grandpa and grandma my dad took one time. they argued a lot but it was always clear they loved each other deeply

she must be an orthodontist the way she’s giving me straight teeth

Tekken: The Most Disturbing Game You've Never Heard Of

The block discipline is the skill of parrying melee attacks with shields. A successful block reduces damage.

I'm making a new, more scientific review aggregation system. to start with, we'll pull numbers from the bad review aggregators I don't like, but multiply those numbers by other numbers I thought up, making them scientific

Grayson Morley@graysonmorley.com · 5d ago

I’m sorry, this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. This is the purest expression of gamer brain ever published. It cannot be parodied.

i started trails in the sky 'n the first like hour 'n a half straight is spent just explaining its equipment system at you which is kind of insane but then estelle turned to the camera and hit this shit so i can't possibly be upset

Angeline Era is out soon on consoles, so it's GIVEAWAY TIME!!! We will be giving out 6 codes for Angeline Era. Simply REPOST to enter!! Or reply with your favorite candy bar to INCREASE YOUR CHANCES THREEFOLD!! (store links/more info below)

"Bottom 60% of households" is a wild phrase

ME (day 3 on guard duty at the secretive research facility, seeing a guy wandering around reading every sticky note in the building and clearly avoiding some sort of perceived "critical path"): that guy right there. we should arrest that guy right now. just got a hunch

Angeline Era tomorrow on all consoles!! It's also on sale on PC to match the launch sale.

melos han-tani (Danchi Days out Oct 29!!)@hantani.bsky.social · 4w ago

"bumpslash action-adventure epic" Angeline Era will release on switch/ps45 on September 2nd!!! Are You Courageous Enough To Bumpslash...? Overcome foes in a novel combat system in a wild world that even has action game veterans rage quitting to 2 star reviews...