I have one too many salad dressings and it’s throwing off the whole fridge ecosystem

Cannot wait for Fire Emblem to continue my video game journey of: immediately romancing whichever girl is meanest to me.

Me and Bonesy feeling gender//generalized euphoria about me having short hair again

Look ma! I’m in the Drawnsters kickstarter video! (Not this one, the one on the page, guess you’ll have to click through!)

Drawfee Show@drawfeeshow.com · 6d ago

Exciting news! We're making a video game with @caldy.bsky.social and we need YOUR HELP to finish it! All good video games need a mascot so we're designing four potential options on today's Drawfee! youtu.be/FEdmb_IPw7E

We could all learn a little lesson from Jimothy.

My intrusive thoughts could kick your intrusive thought’ ass

sometimes I think about that scene in s 1 of rings of power where Galadriel is like “i want off the boat” and just… jumps into the ocean and starts swimming. really bothers me.

Theoden is Old Deutronomy Merry & Pippin are Mungojerrie & Rumpleteaser Legolas is Victoria Gimli is Bustopher Jones Gandalf is Mr Mistofolese Sam is Skimbleshanks Gollum is Grizabella Frodo is Jenny Any Dots Aragon is Munkustrap Saurman is Mcavity Boromir is Rum Tum Tugger

If you’re reading a downloaded library book, it doesn't actually count as being on your phone instead of playing with your child.

There’s a small, rice shaped pasta… orzo ive heard

FIFA rigged?

Shoutout to phones for making it possible to seem like I’m scrolling social media or something cool at this bar but I’m actually reading book 6 of Dungeon Crawler Carl

No wonder Mufasa got merc’d, when he’s out here ignoring Zazu’s morning report. That’s his right paw bird! Zazu works his feathered ASS off, and instead of thanks, he gets pounced on?? At work?!?!?

We’re re-doing the counters in Humiliation and an Abandonment backsplash behind the sink.

Brennan has a message for you America 🫵

Credits rolled on 007: First Light. Fucking fantastic. My favorite Bond story ever.

Your honor, did Brennan remove the most bras? 🧑‍⚖️👩‍⚖️👨‍⚖️

Managed to get a copy of Pasha the Storm by the one and only @lincodega.com after their fantastic q&a launch event at Vroman’s bookstore 🌊💙🥶👯‍♀️⚔️🏴‍☠️

So is Montessori philosophy just like, “don’t be a freak, just let your kid live in your house like a person”?

You, an idiot: ”this game took me 14 hrs” Me, a genius: “I will ignore the obvious path bc it is of course too obvious, I completed this game in 182 hours“

007 First Light’s most elegant design pillar: what if games were fun?

WHO KNOWS MAYBE SOMEONE (ME) WILL MAKE A GUEST APPEARANCE!

Drawfee Show@drawfeeshow.com · last mo.

Grab yet snacks and put on her seatbelts cause the Trans Rig is starting NOW on twitch.tv/drawfeeshow Also, if you'd like to donate to the Trans LifeLine, here is the link: tilt.fyi/wuIvsyB08g

A familiar face (who has been here the whole time) spotted in the most recent @gameinformer.com !!! @samreich.bsky.social @gamechanger.dropout.tv

Has anyone seen my headphone case?

Or whatever it’s called, I don’t play video games.

Pasha the Storm is almost here! And just in time for release date, Barnes & Noble members can get a preorder discount for the next few days. Snag your own copy of my forthcoming queer, bawdy, epic pirate fantasy!! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pasha-the-...

Q: What did the tropical bird mutter under his breath after his enemy had just bamboozled him? A: “Toucan play at that game.”

If you're in the Academy, have you considered us...👋⬇️ #Emmys #FYC

Let’s not lose sight of the real point of the World Cup: my personal ranking of which team is the hottest.

Has anyone played Clair Obscure on steam deck? How is it?