It's a good thing his name was Odysseus or we'd all be queuing up to see a movie called The Joshening or some shit
L, is for the way you Lu-igi O, is for the only bro for me V, is very very, ghosts are very scary E, is even taller than your shorter, famous brother
Life goals: to drink my morning brown from a "Don't talk to me until I've had my hotdogs for breakfast" mug @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social
Disrupt the "men should be 6ft tall" industry by only giving your height in metric. 5'11? Small, powerless. 1.8 metres? Large. Powerful.
What a fucking journey! RIP Jack, GDB, and Angelina. Time to unsubscribe I guess @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social
Can't believe the Mandalorian slam dunks Grogu into a volcano at the end of the movie.
It's become apparent that democracy cannot truly exist under capitalism.
Me, laying down with dogs: "Haha, yes! This is great!" Me, waking up with fleas: "How could this happen?"
Oh did you want 3300 words from me on today's IOC sex testing rules? An essay on the nature of evidence and why we can't seem to stop getting stuck in the same traps around sex and gender in sports? Wow lucky you!! www.coyotemedia.org/the-olympics...
The Olympics Has a New Sex Testing Policy. The Evidence Doesn’t Add Up
I’ve spent over 10 years obsessed with so-called “gender verification” tests. Proponents claim they have history and science on their side. They don’t.
coyotemedia.org
Waves of reality are buffeting us. We're standing on the precipice of something. Whatever it is, it's happening.
Can there be a function where I can temporarily unblock someone so that I can see the context of whatever dunk fest is going on?
My wife does jigsaw puzzles like a junky. She's been saying "just one more piece and then I'll stop" for about an hour
Dear gentle reader, it happened again.
Jaffa@jaffaja.bsky.social · 6mo ago@beefanddairy.bsky.social has ruined my marriage. I was watching Bridgerton with my wife when a character mentioned Aylesbury. I reflexively said "Aylesbury" like a radio announcer - as you'd expect, she was confused. She was even more confused when I did it two more times.
Hear me out ok. What about "six guys"??
dillo (yc)@dillo.media · 5mo agohear me out ok. what about "thick mints"??
If your beautician asks if she can film your pedicure just know you're gonna be on some Tik Tok account called The Foot Bitch where she starts by saying this is the worst shit she's ever seen.
@beefanddairy.bsky.social has ruined my marriage. I was watching Bridgerton with my wife when a character mentioned Aylesbury. I reflexively said "Aylesbury" like a radio announcer - as you'd expect, she was confused. She was even more confused when I did it two more times.
During the good times, this would be related to a sporting event of some kind, but as it stands I'm not sure I wanna know what happened.
Wake up. Open phone. See that the country that hasn't won a war since World War 2 has invaded yet another country. Close phone.
Shout out to Santa Claus, my favourite cryptid. He exists in a superposition in everyone's house and can only deliver presents when not being observed. I'm glad he uses his powers for good because he'd be terrifying otherwise.
And all the girls say I'm pretty fly for a Tiny Tim, who did NOT die.
Sorry liberal, I have already depicted myself as the Peanut Worm and you as the Boring Peanut Worm.
nadia comanachos@brewera.bsky.social · 7mo agoThat peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?
