jake
@jakecc.dev
a baseline human, mostly unmodified by gene engineering and mostly unchanged by evolutionary pressures on non-earth planets 25 – LA – gay, programmer (allegedly), small creature enthusiast 📧 jake@jakecc.dev 💵 cash.app/jakeccdev
saw a bumper in the middle of the road – like, literally blocking an entire lane on a two-lane street – and something deep within me said "there's no traffic, do the right thing" ...so there i am parked with my hazards running into the middle of the road to move it to the median so no one gets hurt
It's Moth Monday! *headbutts you* squeak *headbutts you* squeak *headbutts you* squeak *headbutts you* squeak *headbutts you* squeak
i love the trans community bc 50% of it is the nicest people you'll ever meet and the other 50% is this specific genre of humor
Alice Averlong 🏳️⚧️@alice.averlong.com · yesterday
adding a whole background to a tiny screenshot... some of you piss me off sooooooo bad
y'all think i give fantastic head meanwhile i'm making this face and biting it
Every SpongeBob Frame In Order@esfio.bsky.social · yesterdaySeason 3 Episode 13 - Frame 772 out of 2747
went to a gloryhole in Derry but Pennywise kept sticking one of these through it
lifted up the blanket so i could get out of bed and a whole ass spider crawled out from under my leg...
me talking about the surveillance state: the only big brother i wanna hear about is that stupid fuck reality show, this shit stinks
I don't want to go to work either but you don't have to look at me like that about it
If You Type Sentences Like This I'm Personally Not Associating With You Actually
slow and steady may win the race, but it tends to end up with you being left behind more often than not
the jake urge to have anxiety about stepping foot outside for literally any reason
