dumbass Maryland Republicans offered an amendment that would allow the eastern shore to secede and become MARDELVA with this hideous flag 🤡
Ryan: Battle Angel
@itsmeryan.bsky.social
talking gangster, moving zesty 18+ and nsfw ya dummy the best are from Maryland https://venmo.com/u/Ryan-M47
remember when someone punched me in the face (unprovoked) while I was sitting at a stoplight and people blamed me for having my windows down lmao
how much does abdul el-sayed bench? we're not talking about that but we should be
Islamophobia expects you to believe Muslim politicians are simultaneously religious fundamentalists and also radical leftist commies
ok now that I’ve listened 1000 times I think I can safely say this is my favorite Ariana Grande album
Haley Stevens seen retreating to underneath the bridge she formerly guarded
telling every straight guy with a bag that I like his purse
my losing answer to final jeopardy bc I couldn’t spell the country whose capital is divided by the Danube into two distinct areas correctly:
czech hunter biden@conkrete.bsky.social · yesterdayHUNGRY
quarterly zit arrived and it’s microscopic and directly under my lip. I’m about to crash out it hurts so bad
“is it possible to send a mace spray to the face via email attachment?”
The ideal feng shui is you wanna make sure the cuck chair has its back to a wall and doesn’t immediately face across from a doorway or mirror with the bed between them It also should perhaps be rounded and blue/black, to reflect water chi’s affinity for sexuality and yin energy
ok on the count of three everyone be a tad less self-aware and introspective!!! 1… 2… 3!
Every peachy ad i see is another nail in the “i will never use your product even if it works well” coffin
manager refilled the candy dish I’m about to shove all the caramel creams up my ass
okkkk will be unopinionated the remainder of the day