Is doomscrolling bad for you? A meta-analysis of 42 studies (N=46,912) finds that consuming short-form videos is linked to increases in inattention & impulsivity; reductions in working-memory span & self-regulation; elevations in anxiety, depression & stress; and a surge in addiction symptoms.
Crop art is kind of indicative of the whole moving to Minnesota thing. At first your like ok art made of seeds that kinda cute. Then, a couple of years later, your like I’ve quit my job and joined a crop art commune. We live in a yurt outside Ely.
Two ways you can go at the fair. Wear a shirt with some kind of Minnesota interest or somewhere you’ve been on vacation. Joshua tree, aspen, New Orleans etc…
Two little nerds with “make fraud illegal again hats” one with the old mn flag poking out of his back pack. Man do these asswipes ever get sick of lying? Like, bro you do not give a fuck about fraud. You just don’t like black people 🤷🏻♂️
Both herbivorious butcher fair dishes were delish!!!
Wife: do you know what 4H stands for? Me: Harming hogs high on heroin?
You call it the great get together, I call it look away while this vegan jams on some fried cheese curds
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
I think many libs are just as racist/homophobic/transphobic as cons but see that a rising tide does raise all boats. They get better healthcare, better quality of life. So they half heartedly buy into a just and equal society. But it’s fickle. And when the going gets tough, it’s gone.
With all the weirdness surrounding trump’s imported beef, it’s a great time to try this recipe. They are so good. I make em (in a skillet) at least once a month. minimalistbaker.com/easy-grillab...
Easy Grillable Veggie Burgers
You guys, I don't even know where to start, other than, I MADE A VEGGIE BURGER THAT'S GRILLABLE. All hail the veggie burger! If you've followed
minimalistbaker.com
All these AI food ads are literally giving me trypophobia.
they're yelling about hasan piker b/c they don't want you to notice jared kushner ironing out governing arrangements with hakeem jeffries
@plainsdriftwood.bsky.social I'm doing 120, plowing over mailboxes radar detector to tell me where the cops is - high plains driftwood
Diarrhea in the lettuce, glass in the popsicles, E. Coli in the berries, screw worms in the beef, salmonella in the chicken & eggs, listeria in everything else. Man I love deregulation. Libertarianism is such a great philosophy.
The tariffs, the construction debacles, crypto, predictive markets, Venezuela- it’s all run of the mill mob shit. Extortion, racketeering, bust-outs. MAGA nut jobs think he’s racist jesus but real republican old money heads are like “hey! He’s our biggest earner!”
Listened to girl talk - all day for the first time in a while. The hittingest ones imho are when women rappers rap over punk riffs. Rhianna v fugazi, Missy Elliot v Ramones. Gets me fired up every time
Computer, what does a cross between a nerd, a skinhead and a small baby look like. <rendering beep boop noises>
This is also the guy who was so proud of his "no employees are allowed to express political opinions at work" message that a bunch of tech CEOs cheered on as the end of woke. Turns out he's still allowed to express political opinions when it might impact his bank account.
So many cops getting canned for flock violations. The right city could do the funniest thing. Put up a bunch of flock cameras without the camera guts and an offline software that just catches them logging in and trying to find their ex girlfriends or whatever.
If you want to turn your billions into trillions maybe cut back on the avocado toast. Buy a refurbished flip phone.
these fuckers are always so steely eyed and pragmatic when it someone else getting fucked in the dick. enjoy buddy. maybe learn chinese or something. learn to code
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
can the league’s leadership please just wise up already and openly tell every conservative to eat shit
Fox host: WNBA players are “proving that women shouldn't have a league. It's too dramatic.”
There are simply no good faith conservative positions. None. Complete dog shit bait and switch arguments that boil down to one thing - and one thing ONLY: the right people (conservatives) should prosper and the wrong people (everyone else) should suffer. That’s it.
can the league’s leadership please just wise up already and openly tell every conservative to eat shit
buying the VIP tickets that let you sit on the stage and jerk off onto a tarp
Sprint DMC no wait that’s faster. Uh Dinosaur Sr. Nope, that’s older. Ah geez this is hard.
Make a band bigger They are fucking giants