Jake 🏳️🌈🤡🗺️
@jakemyday.bsky.social
Comedian, ex-member of the Captain Crunch Club, cat guardian, right in Baltimore, MD (he/him) (all opinions, viewpoints, and vibes are my own)
"I don't know who needs to hear this, but..." - a singing telegram deliverer who is very bad at their job
they saw this post and are just doing packets this year smh
Jake 🏳️🌈🤡🗺️@jakemyday.bsky.social · last yr.Happy Pride Baltimore someone threw this at my head 🙂↕️
Summer's right around the corner, and I'm happy to share Speedo is offering what I can only describe as a line of sea creature butt plugs
Punch the Monkey is like if Moo Deng made you want to kill yourself
E-6000 stole so many brain cells this Christmas season
spooky Ian 👻@eenzeetee.bsky.social · 10mo agoneed everyone to know my friend bedazzled this entire Washington Spirit coffee mug as my Christmas gift
Special thanks to No Land Beyond for hosting our Cute Animals on Ice Launch Party recently. Big thanks to everyone who showed up to hang out and try out the game. 📸 : @jakemyday.bsky.social #thankyou #nolandbeyond #cuteanimals #gaming #letsplay
the fucking Weeble Wobble of America stay DOWN
Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · last yr.Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.
do you think the guys from TAPS ever explored each other's bodies
Inside you there are two wolves. They're...not doing great
Guess who's back on his bullshit (it's @jakemyday.bsky.social ) ((A little after 8:30 on twitch.tv/severalnerds))
Queer as in Muppet fan for life, gay as in I've been praying for Sabrina Carpenter to get an acting gig because she is Funny, and homosexual as in Seth Rogan I will [REDACTED]
Seth Rogen Revives ‘The Muppet Show’ as a Disney+ Special Starring Sabrina Carpenter
The 2026 event is meant to serve as a backdoor pilot.
hollywoodreporter.com
The killer's still on the loose? McDonalds employees of Pennsylvania, your redemption arc is upon us
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
jezebel.com
God if this is what today's like, imagine how it's gonna be when It finally happens
"How DARE you say that, that man's a FATHER" "I thought you people wanted ACCEPTANCE" "I didn't like him either but I'm not joking about this"
a woman wearing sunglasses is smiling and saying i mean , you can go home if you 're not having fun .
Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses is smiling and saying i mean , you can go home if you 're not having fun .
media.tenor.com
Shonda, if you're on here, this would make a WILD episode of Grey's Anatomy
Between Charlie Kirk being shot and a Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star being the next Bachelorette, someone's gonna make a We Didn't Start The Fire entirely around Utah events
he's POUTING cause I played a cat game and not a game with my cat
SeveralNerds@severalnerds.bsky.social · last yr.this ones for the 🐈's (and Chef) We're playing Jumping Jazz Cats, tonight at 8pm, come see us be frustrated by digital cats and that makes us adore our physical cats even more! @maudecho.bsky.social , @2cubby.bsky.social , @jakemyday.bsky.social , and @louismicheli.bsky.social
lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
So like...8+ years of musical education didn't prepare me at all for Hi-Fi Rush, huh
this ones for the 🐈's (and Chef) We're playing Jumping Jazz Cats, tonight at 8pm, come see us be frustrated by digital cats and that makes us adore our physical cats even more! @maudecho.bsky.social , @2cubby.bsky.social , @jakemyday.bsky.social , and @louismicheli.bsky.social
My mental health has been Stonks Down lately so here we are again to post!