Algebra, Analysis, Geometry, Topology, Number Theory, and Combinatorics
👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻@oldenoughtosay.com · 5mo agowhat are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
JakeTheBold
@jakethebold.bsky.social
he/him | gay | pup | furry | nudist | cynical af ADHD | NSFW | taken | open | 🔞 Minors DNI First reply of many furry posts sorry not sorry. <3
👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻@oldenoughtosay.com · 5mo agoMy fingers have no business smelling like onions right now. Am I evolving?
The anxiety you get when going command and you feel the wind on your dick but it's blowing through your (closed) zipper.
"That salad rocks, the best, make it easy at your desk..."
Strictly 4 My Navigators@lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 5mo ago"I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan..."
Remember furs: you can still fantasize about the O.G. Starfox and nobody can stop you.
When you think about it. The entirety of Star Trek is just one big enemies to lovers arc on the scale of intergalactic civilizations.
The funniest way to get killed might be to join a MtG tournament with a blue deck and every time you play a counterspell say "You activated my trap card..."
Please join me and marvel at the comedy stylings of this very orange cat.
Repost if you were in the shadow of divine cock. m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUb0...
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I love how this poem moves from funny to serious I've seen this. The bar in Belfast International Airport. We heard the alarm, could smell the smoke & sat on & finished our pints. I have witnessed the second half of the poem too. It's time to pour our pints on the fire #Poetry #Poemoftheday
Not me learning accessibility features so I can goon without touching the keyboard or mouse...
if you have fingers, you, too, can make a haiku you’ll need seventeen
Sitting down to write is way easier for me if I tell myself I'm just going to write garbage. It gets me past my editor to focus on the action.
Definitely a 10 when not in public which includes sleeping as long as I remain employed.
Mark@thelamarky.bsky.social · 5mo agoHow do you sleep, Bloomfies?
To learn more about queer potentialities in cisgender men, visit your local bathhouse today! 💁♂️
Patrick Totally@bigrickystyle.bsky.social · 5mo agoso Caleb is the one they always joke about turning into a girl, but Patrick is the one who is actually the most likely to transition. Judith Butler: mmm. this, "list," they say their podcast is about, may it be an enumeration of queer potentialities in cisgender men?
Scarlet Letter... I could *not* get Hawethorne's prose through my brain. The whole thing felt like a huge slog. Favorite was probably Great Gatsby.
allison@jurymgmt.bsky.social · 5mo agowait great idea. real haters only: what was everyone’s LEAST favorite book you read for school. mine was fuck ass great expectations. F YOU PIP I HATE YOU
Some people never abandon puritanism, they just apply it to a different value system. It's just easiest to find examples in leftism and atheism.
Leaving this pinned post here so the first thing you see on my profile isn't a dick.... That's it.... Also here's my ref sheet. NSFW version in the replies.
Can I commission someone to draw Thomas the Tank Engine 69ing JJ the Jet Plane? I don't plan to get off to it, I just want to be mean to an artist... and learn something about vehicular anatomy.
Can't sleep cause of muscle cramps so I ate a raw potato. Hoping it was K not Ca.