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Instrumental Progressive Metal New album ‘Jake Weber’s Middle-Earth: Vol 2’ - out February 27, 2026

There is a lot of talk amongst society these days around what it is to be a man. Well, I can tell you. It’s legitimately beating a Japanese person on a global battle on Mario Kart 8.

"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"

Image is Vizzini from the film 'The Princess Bride' laughing

* Hypothetical * At The Gates announce a new tour tomorrow. Who do you want fronting them? Who’s carrying the torch in tribute of the greatest extreme singer ever?

In 2024/25 I wrote about 20 songs for a band. There were 6-8 deemed too much like Fear Factory & didn’t suit what we were after I retooled some of those tracks, lent hard into the vibe & out came 5 pretty slamming & groove heavy tracks ‘Automated, Integrated, Annihilated’ I hope you enjoy!

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Don’t worry everyone. The world might implode soon, but Brad Pitt is being paid 40 million for a sequel movie made by cinema heathens Netflix. So, keep using your paper straws & everything will be cool.

For no reason at all, here’s my Top 12 most listened to bands this year, so far. 1. Arch Enemy 2. Nightrage 3. Dream Theater 4. Megadeth 5. Killswitch Engage 6. Darkness Everywhere 7. Symphony X 8. Judas Priest 9. Angra 10. In Flames 11. Billy Joel 12. Metallica What are you guys spinning?