*at the co-op* Me: *studying bug foggers* Clerk: got an infestation? Me: this time every year. Gotta fog or spray foundation Clerk: yup, they're wantin, out the heat and nestin' for winter, I suppose Me: yup Clerk: watcha got? Crickets? Roaches? Bedbugs? Me: smurfs Clerk: Me: Clerk: aisle 3 Me: yup

Me:*gets intrusive depression causing thoughts of loneliness* Me: i need to go outside and touch grass Me:*goes outside and watches a crow tangled up in string making another crow with a bow on her head laugh by the hill where the super intelligent rats live* Me: oh, COME ON!

*looking at movies* Them: oh, you like 'Conan the Barbarian' too? Me: yeah Them: what's your favorite line? Me: Them: Me: uh... Me: "git tew dah Cimerian choppah?" Them: Them: hell yeah, I say that all the time, or it's the line Both of us: "id's nod a Bahbarian toomah!" *both laugh* Me: great movie

Musk's wealth has been approximately halved since the top of the SpaceX IPO

The narrativising of this is kind of maddening. OpenAI's model didn't "break free and hack HuggingFace." Meta's model didn't "break free and hack another company." Tech companies are blatantly doing illegal acts and saying their AI did it on it's own as a promotional stunt. That's it.

Alex Hanna@alexhanna.bsky.social · 4h ago

It keeps happening... It'd be great if these companies could spend a little bit more time on network security and a little less time vibe coding.

This is me in every in person interaction I have ever had

FieldExplores (Gator Days)@fieldexplores.bsky.social · 10h ago

It's You - Gator Days

"So he can feel a bit more manly by making an AI video" is a direct callback to this image that deserves a second life in this campaign

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 11h ago

Dr. Abdul El-Sayed: Mike Rogers is a guy who wants to put a data center in your backyard so he can feel a bit more manly by making an AI video. If you want a senator who's gonna lick some boots, go vote for Rogers. But if you want a senator who's going to stand up to Trump, you've got your option.

The dude on the right looks like Vance and Miller had a baby.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 12h ago

JD Vance: "We don't want the next administration, whoever -- god forbid you're gonna have President El-Sayed in three years ... "

Call me crazy, but if a Democratic president had 350 accounts closed by their bank for money laundering it’d be more than a blip in the media

𝗘𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀! Racists are the worst, so it's pretty entertaining to see them get skewered(figuratively). How evil is this woman to try to get a hardworking supermarket clerk who helped her deported! Explain the consequences of tearing people away from their families where needed. Invoke empathy.

Space X to destroy Louisiana wetlands.

Ars Technica@arstechnica.com · 2d ago

There have been persistent rumors about this acquisition for months, but new reports indicate Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry is expected to announce an agreement in the next few weeks.

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This angers me so fucking much. The destruction this idiot nazi is causing. As if mass murder here on earth, a ring of garbage orbiting the planet, draining our tax dollars and destroying our ozone layer isn't enough

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 18h ago

An abandoned SpaceX rocket traveling at around 5,400 MPH has crashed into the Moon 🌕 • Object is the size of a five-story building • Scientists expect the impact to leave a crater that's ~20 meters in diameter

My niece won the next gen under 30 award for science, technology and engineering category representing Cherokee Nation and as current Miss Cherokee. I don't know what that is either, but I'm happy and excited for her. Hopefully it means she's becoming a macguyver like her uncle

Whether it's Max Miller sharing child sexual abuse material on the internet or Barack Obama wearing a tan suit on tv, both men subjected Americans to inappropriate images.

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Unclench your jaw. Relax your brow. Go get a drink of water. See if you've taken your meds Eat something. Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing. Because you do. You're a wonderful person. And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. Yahoola creek, which flows by Dahlonega, in Lumpkin County, Georgia, is called Yahulai

Your engagement sucks on bluesky because you won’t add alt text to your images 🫵🏼

Blowing up the moon was literally the apocalyptic setting that created the underground cannibal, slaver morlok race in the original 'The Time Machine' It's also the goal of a couple James Bond villains and several comic book ones. Wtf are we even doing, why is he still allowed to move among society

AFP News Agency@en.afp.com · yesterday

SpaceX rocket's upper stage is set to unintentionally crash into the Moon on Wednesday. The collision poses no danger to Earth but will leave behind a lunar crater u.afp.com/SHSp

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

This. And the second thought that popped in my head was "why is he so scared of women competing against men?" Followed by "wait, he's a man, a cis straight man, why the fuck does he think he has an opinion that matters about what women wear,woman's thoughts,women's sports and transgender people?!"

Parker Molloy@parkermolloy.com · yesterday

There are no trans women in the WNBA. There are no trans women NCAA basketball players. Hell, who knows if there are even any trans girls playing HS basketball.

okay now he's gone too far

Saw an old find the word puzzle book, and a few of the ones inside seemed perfect for the bluesky crowd

My thoughts on Bluesky not being welcoming to Republicans is Trump blocks disaster relief to states voting blue, & is also legally codifying anyone who opposes him as a terrorist deserving violence, & his kidnapping brute gangs terrorize the streets, & there's much more but I'm out of characters

Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨@ciaraioch.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care