Wonny Jalsh
@jalsh.bsky.social
Founding Editor: Pariah Press Doesn’t drive. Cricket, dril, misanthrophy. RPStoval Artistic Director Follows you
Old lady im chatting to just described Digbeth as stroppy. Underrated is Birmingham
Peveil of the Peak, where the GM socked a female member of staff in the face, Best Pub in the UK 👍 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Ah right, doubling down on running the economy on a war footing with ever more jobs in the military industrial complex. Fabulous, the genius of Burnham... Roll on climate crisis, mass-climate migration and racist-colonial war for resources
Two on-the-record quotes from Burnham... "I lost my faith." "I'm not particularly religious now." Entire msm: 'Andy Burnham, THE CATHOLIC PM'
Hearing a lot of unintentional Maude Lebowski sounds in the classical ambient genre atm, game's gone
Went to see The Odyssey, some interesting choices & omissions by Nolan for female roles throughout. Also, present-day fascist apologia. Also, isn't Odysseus supposed to be a prick, that's kinda the point? Cheers
No Ashes tests in the north. Too right, hardly any Ashes history at Old Trafford or Headingley. Tbf, Old Traff's a thoroughly dispiriting cricket watching experience these days
"But, but, why don't you just give Burnham a chance!" Streeting, McFadden, Cooper, Mahmood, Healy, et al.
Been rewatching The Vow and all I can think about is Keith Raniere: The Musical, Act 2 on the volleyball court
Them Matrix-style era shades. 1990s Oakley, etc. They never looked good back in the day even. You look like a... paedophile
Was Robbie Williams intentionally dressed as Paulie Walnuts last night? #WorldCupFinal
Langer... lolz That footage of him bollocking Aussie players, grown men, then walking away while he was being spoken to. I wouldn't last ten seconds with that type of 'coaching' Maybe it is what this England team need, and their pissed-up Raffles gentlemen golfer schtick. Kidults. We'll see
Physiognomy suddenly big on the Gram. I wonder why that could possibly be? "The reanimation of pseudoscience in machine learning." The Arrow of Progress
Good job we didnt have a gameplan to bring Saka and Rashford on in time to affect the game the other night... yes yes we get it, we get it
Mainoo, Wharton, Scott... off the top of my head. Three midfielders with the technical ability to hold on to the ball. Cheers
Ken Turner tried to sign him for Northamptonshire. He turned up at Norton CC in Staffordshire to meet Sobers in 1967, taking with him £1,000 in cash in the glove compartment of his car. But the great man opted for Notts instead. RIP Sir Garfield. He would have made a wonderful Steelback.
Tony Tassell@tonytassell.bsky.social · 3w agoA reminder when Gary Sobers hit six sixes in an over h/t @jderbyshire.ft.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u7A...
Let's chill out about last night, get some snail mucin on, and the blankie
£5 million a year to freeze, bottle it and make us a laughing stock