Thought this kind of carpet was extinct, but I have found her

Proof of face

I’m not really a jewelry girl but I love those videos where someone buys a mystery thing of jewelry and goes through it. It makes me want to wear it

These videos never come through super well but I like to share my moments in the woods with you nonetheless

As an age of AI human imposters comes into existence, how chic to have an awkward tilt to my nose, one slightly smaller eye, a soft chin.

Sometimes I like to post what I’ve gathered from my garden in a cute little basket but really most of the time I’m gathering tomatoes in a small pouch I’ve made of my own shirt because I forgot to bring anything outside

I never see you at the decomposing house in the woods

Nothing much, just finding decomposing buildings in the woods

Bee!

Behold a strawberry cake thing with homemade whipped cream

Fossilized Tree Resin@jamberee13.bsky.social · 6d ago

She’s baking a berry related treat again, someone stop her

She’s baking a berry related treat again, someone stop her

Hmm, no thanks!

I made blueberry muffins with cinnamon streusel topping

My yard recently

There’s a softness in me that is mortifying and yet I keep her, I keep her, I keep her

She’s talking about the wretchedness of flesh again, stop her

Ai could never do it like me. My disposition is dark but flecked with dappled sunlight, my flesh is too wretched, my nails too broken on cavern walls. It could try to be something as mortifying and earnest but it would fail.

Flesh is wretched and also can be cute sometimes, this is what it means to be human

[flirtatiously] you remind me of a big spider i saw once

Loving myself is not required, I am cordial with myself and would give myself a ride to the airport if needed. I don’t think more attachment is necessary

I feel the vastness and futility of the universe in this Chinese buffet

I don’t have much real lawn but also have tiny humans about that I would like not to get tick bitten and so the lawn I have is thick circles of clover and flowers with small patches of mowed down areas for playing

Found a lot of blackberries in the woods today, friends. A good day!

Small mushroom!

Dressing like someone’s aunt who is also a forest witch

An 80 year old woman approached me today, asked if she could comment on my appearance, and then told me I’m “a vision” so I’ll be living on that for a while

I feel the vastness and futility of the universe in this Chinese buffet

You wouldn’t know it but I’m wearing very unfashionable sneakers with my jean shorts

Saw a turkey running across my yard as I went outside and they left a gift

hi

The thread o’ tweets@threadotweets.bsky.social · last yr.